Prose for Pros 20

We should be aware of labels

He wanted to masturbate over my Jimmy Choo shoes

He really did

He wanted to cum on my Louboutin's

He tried

And then he got erect again lusting over my Blahnik's

But he mispronounced the name

But he washed my Vuitton's with his seed

And my Stieger's took him to another planet

And my  Mcqueen's just left him dribbling

Whilst my lonely Atwood's got him rigid

And the Gucci's left him drenched

And battered and breathing heavily

And wanting to see me walk over him again

Wearing something new

But I did not have time to go to the market

And I asked if my Doc Marten's would do

And they did

He came to heel and was healed

And he came to bear his soul

And I beared my sole

And he wanted me to shoo

And be quiet

He wanted the shoe

Not me

Gucci, Gucci I whispered in his ear

And he came all down my leg

I was shoe less at the time

But that was fine

As he was sucking the leather

Of my Miu Miu's

I don't really have these shoes, as you may have guessed. But women get goosebumps at the mention of their names too! However, I've never orgasmed at seeing a pair but I can try if someone bought me a gift!!!!

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Prose for Pros 19

                                       Times are hard but I like hard times!

He said there was a credit squeeze

And my tits were so sore, to please

He said there was a credit crunch

As he pulled my hair into a bunch

He said I had a credit rating

And that is why we were mating

He said I was a product, so elastic

He wondered whether I took plastic

I was a fucking bank statement

And my body was in the red

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February is quiet and sometimes depressing! Prose for Pros18

Today the sun is out and I feel more positive. Nonetheless, we cannot expect sunshine throughout the month. We have to expect grey skies and rain. And that is depressing. The beach and the heat seem far into the future and the days are ahead are paved in dreariness. However, there is one thing we can do to brighten up our days and that is to get naked in a warm room and do the things men and women have been doing on February days for centuries. There is nothing better in February than to lie next to a warm, excited body when outside it is raining and cold. So if there is anyone wanting to escape February blues then get in touch.

And here is a poem I wrote when watching the sky clouding over and the rain beginning to fall outside.

What do I do?

My visitors are from all walks of life
They are all ages
And with varied fantasies and dreams.
And with normal things to do
When they are not fucking me

My visitors are married, in a relationship
Single and retired
They are businessmen, politicians,
Electricians and some are police
And some I don't know, they don't tell

My visitors are all after the same thing
They are aching to be taken
Out from life's rituals
Out of life's chores
And I take them on a journey

But when my visitors leave me
When they leave my bed
When they leave ruffled sheets
And damp stains
And my holes are vacant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZckTdo_0Gjk

What do I do? Where do I go?
''Where do you go my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Tell me the world that surrounds you
I want to get inside your head.''

And you would be surprised.
By how normal my life is
How routine my world is
How I fit into social norms
And how I do what many do

I ride my bike, I like exercise

I read, I like to read

I cook, I usually cook for people

I sunbathe, when the sun shines

And I lay on my bed and write to you

How perfectly, fuckingly normal I am
I am

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Can we get stuck together?

One of the great 'urban legends' is the one where two people are having sex and they get stuck together.

I have actually seen two dogs get stuck together but I have never had it happen to me nor have I ever spoken to anyone who has suffered this event.

Nonetheless people are naturally curious and fascinated with the story.

It could be a funny but extremely embarrassing situation and hence the interest. The BBC has recently devoted time and energy to the story and below is the link.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-25827175

I do believe though that it could not happen to me.

My problem is not sticking together but making sure the cock stays in as when aroused I get very wet and slippy. Nonetheless, it would be very interesting to find if there is anyone out there who has witnessed such a coupling. If you have let me know.

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I am busy buliding an Ark! Anyone want to help?

We have had some terrible weather here in Rome. When I say terrible I mean terrible. On biblical proportions.

The rain even created havoc at the football stadium. Even Totti cannot walk on water!

I live in an area surrounded by canals and rivers. A beautiful area but many years ago it was a lake. And when it gets bad it returns to being a lake. I have not had the inconvenience of some people who have had water in their homes. Nonetheless it has sometimes been difficult getting out my driveway as the track that leads to the main road is full of water. It is getting better now but the garden is full of water.

Now during the weekend  I started to contemplate buying an inflatable raft just in case rivers did overflow etc. And I have even dreamt of building my own Ark.

If I did build an Ark, who would I allow in it? Well before people were allowed on board I would fill it with food. The food wouldn't be 2 by 2. It would be sacks of pasta barrels of olive oil, casks of tomato sauce etc.

Once the food was on I would then contemplate how I would occupy my days.

And of course I would need some friends to idle the time with.

 So men could enter 2 by 2 but maybe 4 by 4 would be more my scene.

Men are great for some things but I would also need women who I could gossip to.

What is the point of having all these men if I cannot chat about them to a friend??

I would need a load of magazines and some really good books too.

Sex is great but I would be too sore if I was fucking all the time.

It would be good to have an interesting read for the moments I was not rocking about.

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Now how do they do that?

Being an escort I have quite a lot of knowledge and experience in the various positions people want to fuck. 

I am often asked to do this, that or the other. I am never shocked.

I have also watched a few porno films and also noted the antics people get up to. And a lot of the antics people get up to are things I am often asked to do.

Its like when you see an ice cream advert and then want the ice cream.

 So it is when men watch a porno film,. The girl eating the ice cream is always lovely and thin and the man in the porno is always good looking and able to fuck non stop with a woman who is always enjoying herself so much whatever he does.

The problem is that these are films. The action is started and stopped and well choreographed. Nothing is normal and natural.

Sex on the otherhand is usually normal  and natural. And so having 3 cocks try to get inside one of my holes etc is not easy. It is not something that can be done without loads of practice. It is the same with all the more unusual sex positions. You need to think how you are going to position yourself and everyone needs to be well rehearsed. Which in a way sometimes spoils the sex. So it is not so strange that most people stick to doggie style or the missionary position. You do not need to practice, everything fits nicely and it seems so normal and natural. Effortless but fun sex.

Now this is not to say I don't like to explore. I do. But for anyone out there thinking it is easy to take up some of these positions they see in porno movies then think again. It isn't. I am happy to try but expect some mishaps, some trapped legs and maybe a hand going to sleep.

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