Your bum looks better!!!!

I had a playmate yesterday who had been to see me a  few years ago. One thing he told me was that my bum looked  a lot better. He did not go into details because he was so excited and wanted some action but it must have played on my mind as after he left I was puzzling over his comments. Now he could have meant a number of things. 

1.My bum was lovely and now it is lovelier

2.My bum was ugly and now it is less ugly.

3. My bum was ugly and now it is pretty!!!  

I hope he meant number 1.

But bums are difficult. You never really see them unless they are photographed or you break your neck looking in a mirror.

The famous quote 'Does my bum look big in this?' is a cry for some feedback on a little seen area of the body.

My bum cannot be too bad really as men who visit me spend a long time in the area. They would not do this if it was unpleasant would they?

Men lick my bum, caress my bum, kiss my bum and smack my bum. And I like all the things they do to my bum. My bum likes attention. It is extremely erotic!

So if you want to spend some time with my bum just give me a call!!!!

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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and they will think you need money!

I enjoy having fun and laughing. If anyone has ever visited me they will know that I enjoy myself. I am from Naples! A city that has produced some of Italy's greatest comic.

Anyway, sometimes I laugh when I should not be laughing. A a few years ago I was attending my local Catholic Church. It was an English Catholic Church so  I was singing. The English love to sing in church! Well as I lifted my eyes heavenwards I noticed on a balcony above my left eye the organist. He was alight with movement. Well as he moved I noticed something very faimilar. So familiar that I could not take my eyes off him. And as he turned to reveal his profile I suddenly started to giggle. A few heads turned my way so I tried to giggle inwards rather than outwards.

The organist was familiar as we had made music together the day before. The organist had an organ that I was well acquainted with. His organ had been inside me!!!

I would have loved him to see me as I am sure he would have enjoyed the moment too but he was wrapped up in his playing and was unavailable.

I like funny things like this. I am not really a jokes person but like funny stories and situations. Nonetheless, I have been looking at a few cartoon about prostitutes/escorts and have picked a few that makes me laugh. I hope they make you laugh too!

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

Why was the commemorative postage stamp for prostitution unpopular?
It cost an extra 10 cents if you wanted to lick it. 

Why do prostitutes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm

 Two prostitutes were talking.
  "We're in the best business in the world," said one.
  "Why's that?" said the other.
  "Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!"

  The new hooker just finished her first trick and when she came back
down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear
the details.
  She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
  "Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
  She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he
didn't have that much". "So I told him a blow job would be $75, but
he didn't have that much either". "Finally I said, well, how much
do you have"? The marine said that he only had $25.
  The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can give you is a hand job"
  He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said " he
pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above
the first and then the first hand above the second hand....."
  "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge"! " then what
did you do?"
  "I loaned him $75!" she said.

If anyone has an organ that needs some playing with get in touch. I may not be a pianist but I am definitely a penist ( I am not sure there is such a word)!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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By the way, you will always score with me.  So always open for dinner dates or even a salsa night!

Pimp My Ride!

There is a programme on MTV called 'Pimp My Ride'. It is about doing up cars for people who have pretty awful vehicles.

However, the name always conjures up different images for me. Must be that I have a one track mind!

Now 'pimping' is an often much maligned service. And often it deserves this reputation. Nonetheless, I have a friend who wants to be my pimp.

Now don't get me wrong. I am not in any real need of a pimp as I am quite efficient at attracting men to my bedroom.

 Nonetheless, I was quite taken with his fantasy.

What his fantasy amounts to is finding me play friends and then taking me to visit them. He loves the idea of me being fucked. 

He doesn't want to see me being fucked but wants to smell the sex on my body when my adventure is over.

He has a number of friends that would like to spend some time with me. They are all professional, respectable gentlemen and would treat me well.

For him the selling me would be his real turn on.

Although I have mentioned that usually in life I take control, I have also mentioned that I do sometimes like to be controlled. and this would be one of those moments. It would be very erotic! But more importantly it would be different and I like things different.

So if there are any other trainee pimps out there let me know. You can PIMP MY RIDE!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Condoms!

Last night I was thinking about condoms and how expensive they are in Italy. I buy them cheaper from the Uk and I buy in bulk!!!! But even when buying in bulk they are not cheap. Infact when I lived in the UK you could get them free from 'Family Planning'. 

 If balloons were so expensive you would never have them at parties.

And that is all they are, strong balloons. They make themselves sound more technical and scientific but they are balloons. Some sex parties even use them as balloons.

Here is something I read on a website.



Durex is the UK’s leading condom brand.  They have a reputation for being extremely safe and secure.  Every single condom is made from the highest quality material and they are individually electronically tested.  Durex also offers one of the widest ranges of condoms and lubricants on the market, all of which are available at British Condoms.

The Durex range offers something for everybody.  Whether it’s the ever popular Extra Safe or Elite, the fruity Select, the larger Comfort XL, the ultra thin Fetherlite or the snug fitting Close Fit, you are sure to find the perfect condom for you.

British Condoms are also proud to bring to you exclusively, the Durex Value Mix 1 and the Durex Value Mix 2.  The Durex Value Mix one consists of 12 x Durex Extra Safe, 12 x Durex Elite and 12 x Durex Pleasuremax.  The Durex Value Mix 2 consists of 12 x Durex Elite, 12 x Durex Pleasuremax and 12 x Durex Select.  

So if you’re looking to find the perfect Durex condom for you and your partner then get yours from www.britishcondoms.co.uk today! 

Condoms have some wonderful names.

You get 'Delay', I imagine this is to stop you coming too quick. There is 'Buzzex', this has a vibrating ring. This buzzes aound the clitoris making it more pleasurable for the woman. There is Trojan Magnum for the man who is too big for normal condoms. And it goes on.

The point I am making here is that I have only one type and tend to use just the one. And yet nobody who has visited me has said, 'I don't usually use these.' or 'I am sorry I would not be seen dead with that on my cock.' It seems when we get to the nitty gritty we would wear anything.

Which reminds me of an evening a number of years ago. I was in Devon, UK and was with a very romantic young man. He was courteous, graceful and very charming. 

By the end of the evening I wanted him to fuck me. I gave great hints that he could be between my legs any time he wanted. 

Anyway, it turns out he had not brought any condoms. He felt that to have done so would have been wrong as he respected me!!! At the time I did not carry them. I felt if I carried them around men would get the wrong idea! So we spent an age running in and out of pubs so he could enter the male toilets and find a condom machine.

He eventually did and he fucked me. It was good, not totally memorable but good. But nowhere in this saga was 

the brand, or type of condom discussed. He just wanted something to cover his cock and he was not worried 


about the colour, taste or whether it was ribbed or not. 

And to be honest, I must have had all kinds of condoms pumping away inside me. And yet if you were to ask me whether I could tell the difference the answer would be no. 

So when I read the following.

Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms have a special lubricant that helps to control climax and prolong sexual excitement for longer lasting lovemaking

I know it is just advertising. They cannot just write, 'it is like all other condoms it goes on your cock and it can be a right pain.'

They are a right pain and they are far too expensive! I imagine the cost is such to pay the high salaried writers of their adverts. Now there is a job I could easily do!

Any condom company needing a writer or even someone to try out new models, get in touch.

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My Fan Club!

I have a lovely young man who has been visiting me recently who loves to spend his time adoring me.

 He puts me on a pedestal and worships me. This is very flattering but I do enjoy it.

One of the things he likes to do is to fan me. So if you imagine an old Cleopatra film with numerous slaves fanning her, then you have the image that excites him.

One amazing thing he does is to make the fans that he uses when he visits. They are glorious things and must take some time to make.

He loves to give his time to spoiling me.

 And this has started me thinking about am I a giver or taker? It is a difficult question and there is no easy answer. In life there must be half of one and half of the other or some people would be frustrated.

I think in many ways I am a mixture and it all depends what I am doing.

For example, food. I am and have been a giver for a number of years. That is I am often buying, preparing and cooking for others. I enjoy it. I can eat others people's food and I do enjoy being wined and dined but I am happy and content being the provider of food. I even do the washing up too!!!!

As an escort I have to be both a giver and taker.

 Some people take control and throw me about the bed in a confident manner whilst others lay back and want me to take control. I do enjoy the latter and I love to see a cock bulge when I give it my full attention. Nonetheless, I do like the man to take control and am happy being directed and orchestrated into different positions. And I do love being licked and sucked!!!!

And that is where most of us lie. In the middle. Happy to do and equally happily to be done! But there are people who only get pleasure from being used and abused whilst others need to use and abuse. However, the masochist and the sadist are not compatible. They need people like me and most of you!

My friend has suggested that we go to the beach together.

 I was alarmed at first thinking he wanted to take one of his large, ornate umbrellas. But this was not what he had in mind. he wants to take me to the beach and to regularly supply my body with sun tan lotions.

 Now this is something that I would dearly love to happen. The local nudist beach would be ideal and he could massage me as much as he wants. I would definitely be the taker here and have no qualms about accepting his flattering attention.

I hope my friend does not forget!!!! And if anyone esle would like to offer a similar service just get in touch.!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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What do men like to read about?

One of the things this blog allows you to do is to track what people are reading.

What it reveals is that men seem to like the idea of the following:

• Sex Parties 
• Greedy Girls
• Golden Showers

So does this mean that I should be holding parties, where I am the only woman and I pee on all my guests. I like this idea?

However, I was thinking about parties and although organising them can be a chore I do enjoy them. If anyone woulld be interested in coming to a party write to me and let me know. You can write in English or Italian. Things that I would like to know.

• Theme-what theme should we have? What costumes?
• When-When is the best time of the day? What month and day?
• What mix of males and females would you like?
• How many people make a good party?

You can write to me here or just drop me a message to dariax@hotmail.co.uk

Now here are a few party ideas that would excite me.

1. The Nelson Pary! It is where I get to eye up all the males!

2. I am the only female party! Similar to number 1 but I have two eyes.

3. And my favourite!

Have fun, play safe and be happy!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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