Escort Spotting!

One thing that I often do when out and about is to try to spot other escorts. I know it is a silly game and one where I very rarely find if my spots are true but it does keep me amused.

When I am out and about with family I often wonder whether people in the know can spot me. I don't dress provocatively and try to blend in but I often wonder if some people can spot me.

I live near an international school and often see Mum's taking their kids to school wearing clothes that I would only wear in my bedroom when I am entertaining. Infact I heard from a friend that the school had to send a letter out telling parents to dress more soberly. A male friend I know often passed by the school to ogle the flesh and he did often get a good ogle.

Now there is a big difference between a women showing flesh to be ogled and a women dressing to go out on an escort date. For one , the first is just wanting to be ogled and gets her kick from having the eyes on her body. Whereas the woman who is going out to be really fucked will dress more normal. Often the client will not want to be seen with a brazen hussy. They usually want someone dressed nice and a person who will not bring too much attention. They are not out for a trophy girl friend!

So how do I spot an escort? No, it is not a woman walking like John Wayne. Although most men would like you to walk like John Wayne after a session. It never happens!

1. They always have wonderful shoes!
2. They are often on the phone and move away from people when they are speaking.
3. They often have 2 or 3 phones. One of them they will be happy you listen in to!
4. They are often in a rush.
5. If you ever get a glimpse in their handbag they will often have condoms
6. They are gregarious.
7. They tell you they have a job that has flexible hours.
8. You never see them at work!
9. They are always nicely dressed but not over dressed.
10. They always smell really nice!

So there are my ideas of what to look out for. I am sure there are many more and I am happy to be sent messages letting me into your own secrets on this topic.

Keep having fun! I do! Which should be number 11-Always having fun!

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The Guiness Book Of Sex Records

I was thinking, as you do,about records and whether 

there was a Guinness book of records for sex. 

Well in my search I found the information I have given below.

 However, I was thinking about records that I may want to try 

to break and was hoping for some help from readers. 

Here are a few I have thought of.

1. World's loudest orgasm!

2. World's longest orgasm!

3. World's most consecutive orgasms!

I think there could be a theme here!!!!!!

Anyway, if there is anyone wanting to break records with me get in touch.

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Well, here below are those records that I found.

10 Bizarre Sex World Records

5/25/2010 under Misc - by  Grace Murano - 14,951,702 views 
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From an 82-year-old prostitute to a 500 people orgy and the world's gang bang record, meet some of the weirdest sex world records you may not see in the Guinness Book.

 World's Largest Penis – 13.5 in

The official rank of the largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in the earlier part of the twentieth century. This record-holding penis was 13.5 inches (34 cm) in length and 6.25 inches (16 cm) in circumference.

But the living owner of the world's biggest human penis is Jonah Falcon. Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts. (Link 1 | Link 2)

 World's Largest Vagina – 19 in

The Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm. (Link)

 World's Most Prolific Mother (69 babies)

Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782), was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife, Valentina Vassilyeva, set the record for most children birthed by a single woman. She gave birth to total of 69 children; however, few other details are known of her life, such as her date of birth or death. She gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 births. 67 of the 69 children born survived infancy. The modern world record for giving birth is held by Leontina Albina from San Antonio, Chile. Now in her mid-sixties, she claims to be the mother of 64 children. Of these, 55 are documented. The mother with the greatest number of kids that are not tiwns is Livia Ionce. This Romanian woman, 44, gave birth to her 18th child in Canada in 2008. (Link)

 World's Biggest Distance for a Jet of Semen – 18 ft

Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in (6 m) with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph. (Link)

 World's Oldest Prostitute – 82-year-old

Prostitution is commonly known as the world's oldest profession. Meanwhile police in Tai Pei estimate an 82 -year-old nicknamed "Grandma" to be the oldest living, working prostitute. Chiu went into the business about 40 years ago, after a man she had lived with for two decades died. She stays in the business charging ten or twenty times less than others prostitutes.(Link)

 World's Biggest Orgy – 250 couples

Japan has successfully set a new world record – having 250 men and 250 women consent to have sex in the same place at the same time, completing the world's biggest orgy! The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event. Each sex act and position was choreographed so that couples were simultaneous in their actions. Despite the "orgy" label, the 250 couples (all tested STD-free) featured in the video have sex only with each other and not with any other couple. The entire event is available for purchase on DVD.(Link 1 | Link 2)

 World's Biggest Gang Bang – 919 guys in the same day

Lisa Sparxxx is a noted American pornographic actress. She had sex with 919 guys in a single day, setting a world record. Specifically, it occurred during Eroticon 2004, a Polish convention that celebrates exactly what its title suggests, as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship. This wasn't just some publicity stunt either; the coveted “World Gang Bang Record” had changed “hands” back in 2002 and 2003, when the numberreached was 646 and 759, respectively. (Link)

 World's Longest Man Masturbation – 10 hours

A man by the name of Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon held by the Center for Sex & Culture in San Francisco and set the world record for longest session by jerking it for 9 hours and 58 minutes. He came all the way from Japan just for the event, armed with a wide variety of sexual aids, and the record he was beating was his own. Last year he set the record with 9 hours and 33 minutes. (Link)

 World's Strongest Vagina - lifts 31 lbs with her vagina

Meet Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the 42-year-old Russian woman with the world's strongest vagina. No, seriously, she broke records to attain that title. Incredibly enough, she lifted 14 kilograms worth of weights-- almost 31 pounds-- to achieve such notoriety. She has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world's strongest vagina. “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said.


(Link)

 World's Oldest Father – 90-year-old

The world's oldest father has done it again, fathering a child for at least the 21st time, at the age of 90. Indian farmer Nanu Ram Jogi, who is married to his fourth wife, boasts he does not want to stop, and plans to continue producing children until he is 100. Mr Jogi admits he is not certain how many children his series of four wives have borne him - but counts at least 12 sons and nine daughters and 20 grandchildren. (Link)

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Why do men love gangbangs and bukkake?

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This is a message I received yesterday. I do get quite a few requests to take part in these events but have not yet accepted.

I have often wondered whether women are really turned on by a gangbang. Women crave attention, romance and love which is really not part of gangbangs. Of course they get attention but it is mainly the vagina, anus and mouth that gets the attention. The men involved are generally more interested in your body than your mind. There is of course a time when women do want to be physical and to be taken to sexual places that excite but it has to come part of a package. And one part of the package is sex.

I have often wondered how many women have had a gangbang. This link seems to indicate that many women have.

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/469380

However, as we generally find out, much of this could be written by a male and it could be a male fantasy only. I think that men enjoy gangbangs for a number of reasons.

1. It takes the pressure off them when it comes to satisfying the woman. Most women like sex and when they are enjoying sex need a lot of it. Men, as they get older, find it difficult to keep up!

2. Some men enjoy seeing other cocks!

3. Some men like to see how far their partner will go.

4. Men like being with men. They can have sex and then talk football or something similar. After sex pillow talk for men can be stressful if they only have a woman to talk to!!!

However, there must be some women into gangbangs as there is a number of gangbang sites where women, usually not escorts, are seen to be enjoying the company of a number of men, Gangbangroma is just one of these sites. And I was shocked to see that gangbang 43 looks a little like me. I think I have a better tan though!

http://www.gangbangroma.com/GANGBANG/GANGBANG-43/GANGBANG43.html

If there are any women who read this and want to let me know how they feel on the subject well get in touch.

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Does anyone else find administering sun tan oil erotic?

Having trained as a masseur in the UK a few years ago; yes I know I also trained as a PA but I did loads of courses as it was cheaper than going to language school and much better too,I do love the smell and touch of oil on my body!

When I am at the beach I love to watch couples putting suntan oil on each other. It is very erotic and is a similar ritual to monkeys pruning each other.

 Readers of these blogs will know that I often go to Capocotta in summer. Here you find nudists and naked people need to have suntan oil in the most private of parts.

 Consequently, on a nudist beach it is more enjoyable watching sun tan oil being administered. It is a turn on even!

So if anyone wants me to put sun tan oil all over their body or even better if you want to put it all over my body, then get in touch.

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Ice Cream but you scream more!

Last night I was sat in a pub along the Colombo. It was about 10.30 pm, it was a warm evening and it was busy! Not the pub mind the ice cream parlour next door. In summer Northern Europeans take to pubs with gardens, Italians take to the ice cream shops.

It's a habitual thing, something we crave when the nights get too warm to stay indoors.

I enjoyed being an ice cream voyeur and although I have always thought ice cream and ice lollies were sexy, my thoughts were confirmed. And it is the women who seem most comfortable having something in their hands and eating it!!!!!

Women have a way of holding a cone and of licking the ice cream that is erotic and something men cannot copy. We are unique ice cream eaters!

So if anyone wants to take me out for an ice cream, get excited watching me eating it and then taking me home for some non-ice cream fun, get in touch!

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One of the most popular Sports in the world! No not sex, cricket!

Harold Pinter, one of the best playwrights of the last century loved cricket. For me this didn't and doesn't make sense. Pinter is great but cricket isn't.

I have watched cricket and I have even played cricket, but I am still as confused as I was when I was a naive young woman living in Naples!

Cricket does not make sense and maybe that is why the English like it.

 This would be a good explanation but quite a few other countries love it too.

 It is the national sport of India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka so a lot of people do play it, do enjoy it and do get excited about it!

There are a few good things about cricket which I do enjoy.

1 The game is played in the summer and you can get a tan watching it!
2. The game is usually played in a very picturesque place!

3. You can do lots of things whilst the game is on. Reading, listening to music and still keep an eye on the game. Cricket is so slow!
4. Men look very handsome in white!

There are lots of things that I don't like. Here are a few.

1. I thought the offside rule at football was bad but understanding cricket rules is just impossible. I think all the people who say they understand the rules are 'fibbing'!
2. The game is so slow.
3. When the sun comes out you cannot sunbathe naked. Well you can but you will probably be told to leave the ground!
4. It is difficult to get good food and you have to be there all day!!!!!
5. The matches between countries are called test matches. They last 5 days! And after playing for 5 days you may not even get a result!

At the moment England is playing Australia. This is like a Lazio v Roma derby game. The tournament is called 'The Ashes' and the winner gets a very small cup filled with ashes!

The tournament will be watched by millions of people but people in Italy will not know it is taking place.

Now if there is anyone who wants to teach me some cricket rules or even to let me play with their middle wicket, well get in touch. I play well on the 'off side' and on the 'on side'!

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