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martedì 22 marzo 2016

Why do some men remember me?

It is freakish, it is
strange
It is alarming, sometimes charming
It is a lottery, a game of chance
And sometimes depressing

I often want to forget
But not to be forgotten
To be thought of fondly
And not to be rotten

I want to excite
In fantasies and dreams
To warm ageing minds
And lift dormant cocks

I want to be on your lips
And on your tongue
I want to be whispered
And to know it was fun

Because that makes it so much better

domenica 10 gennaio 2016

Men with moustaches



When I look at a man
I always see a moustache
A black moustache
A black, curly moustache

Men like wearing my moustache
They look at me with greedy eyes
Wearing my moustache
Eating my moustache


I see tongues vanishing
Into my moustache
I see a tongue darting
In an out of my moustache

Men wear my moustache
Until they dress and then return it
For someone else to wear
And they do!

mercoledì 19 agosto 2015

It groans like an old Ford

There's a shadow that hovers across my breasts
It is sometimes a hand shape or sometimes a tongue
Often a cock

At these times I listen to the sounds of my vagina
It groans and moans like a retired soldier
Eager but reluctant to go into battle again

My cunt seems keen to face the bayonets
The muscular swords
The long spears of joy

Sometimes my lips purse with
Welcoming thoughts
Of a battlefield of lust

A battlefield of sweat and passion
The smell of sex on white sheets
And the dotted stains of cum shots

My ears are pricked
By the sound of my sobs and sighs
Floating out into the night sky

My legs open to embrace
And to inflate
And to menace my memories


martedì 14 gennaio 2014

Prose for Pros10

                                Please.......please don't leave any marks



The pain was intense, I shuddered and implored
That he should be more gentle, that he be more careful
That he be.......
But he wasn't
And the pain seemed to enter my arse and fly up through my body

His hand rose like an executioners axe
I awaited the moment frightened but ...
His hand again slammed into my arse
I cried, I sighed
But I gave into his demands, his demands were my demands

And he smacked me again, this time harder
I felt wet and he slapped me again
And I loved his hand, and I loved his cock
And I wanted..
I wanted his hand and I wanted his cock

And I wanted the red buttocks
I wanted his hand marks and
I wanted him inside me
Slipping inside
And grasping my raw buttocks


dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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venerdì 27 dicembre 2013

Prose for Pros 5-There is a beauty in what I do!

                                                 Don't forget the woman!

                                                               


I listen to tales that 
                                              have reached no ears

Of loved ones, 
                                             of cherished ones

I massage old muscles, 
                                             that have long been hard

Or erect 
                                            or pulsating


I take people on journeys 

                                                  they have never been on

Guide friends to places 

                                                 they've never realised

And then am left alone,
                                                with crimson cheeks, a social misfit


I sympathise, eulogise, harmonise, criticise and socialise

I let friends suck, I let them fuck, I let them kiss, I give them bliss

I apologise, exercise, prioritise, unzip the flies and ignore the size

I'm Daria the mother, the sister, the wife, the whore

I'm Daria the nymph, the slut, the one who always wants more
                                         

venerdì 13 settembre 2013

Where do men and women masturbate????

Men and women have similar interests and desires when it comes to sex. The only difference is that women, due to most societies designs and demands, are expected  to be less into it. In some cultures they even remove a part of our anatomy that makes sex really enjoyable!


I know from experience that men seem to wank everywhere and often want to be seen doing it. Often I get a request to go on cam and when I do there is a man at his computer 'knuckle shuffling' away. I have not got anything against it but don't like to be watching it all day, which is something that could happen if I accepted all requests to cam. So I do not cam so please do not get upset if I never accept your offer to watch you play!


Nonetheless, I could never imagine a woman masturbating and then asking a stranger to watch. Now I have masturbated on cam and I have enjoyed it but it is not something I get off on and want to do regularly. And I think this is the difference between men and women.


 Women are just as sexual as men but are able to concentrate on other things.


 Men seem to be wired to think of nothing else. Here is something I found written by a woman on a forum I often look at. She is responding to the question, how often do you masturbate?

Every day. I can't claim to be as horny as a man, I only do it every day because it feels good and it puts me to sleep almost immediately. It's obvious it must be significantly different for men. I can't imagine it invading my day in the way that it seems to for men, ie when I'm going about my day, most situations are very non-sexual to me. Like at work I never think about sex, and I can't understand being driven to extremes like sex in a park or something.

Masturbating is for me the same as urinating. Women seem to have more control on both. Women pee into the toilet men seem to pee everwhere but the toilet. Women masturbate when there is nothing to do, men masturbate when there is something to do! But there is the same desire to pee and to masturbate in both sexes but women seem to be organised about both.

I give you one example of this. A good example. You know if you read these blogs that I often go to Capacotta to sunbathe. When sunbathing I will doze off and often wake up to three or four men scattered around me, newspaper or something similar covering their cocks, and masturbating. Now I could never imagine a woman doing this. I often see lovely bodies on the beach and I swear my hand never moves to my clitoris and to start jiggling away. I enjoy the view and maybe put it into my memory banks so at sometime when the moment is right I can enjoy jiggling my little acorn.

Women do masturbate, they do enjoy masturbating and they often masturbate.That's why we have fingers!


If you would like to masturbate with me let me know.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

mercoledì 28 agosto 2013

Laughter is the next best thing to sex!


Yesterday I had a lovely time with an Italian man, I will call him 'S', who was an excellent.companion in horizontal pursuits!  Anyway, we had some fun and then whilst we were lying naked together he suddenly looked at me and said, 'oh, I forgot to mention that on the way to the hotel I did look for youjr virginity but I have not found it'. It was a funny moment and very revealing. He was an avid reader of my blogs!

 I am beginning to realise that much of this blog's readership is Italian. This is very good for me and I hope it will also help my Italian readership practce their English. I am providing a reputable service!

Now one of the hardest things to understand in a second language is humour. Often humour includes words that have double meanings or it uses a lot of slang. So there are lots of things to make it confusing. So today, as the weather has been awful lately, I will include some of the jokes that make me laugh and hopefully you will enjoy too!


Here is a good one for any Italian, it has religion and sex!!!!!





A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!" 

Any good?

Here is an awful joke!




Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? 

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

And here is another





A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the
evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at
it.


When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,
takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,
jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the
performance.


The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps 
back into bed with the hooker and starts again.
The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.
So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed...and finds four
Chinese men.




And finally,

Escort girl riddle



Do you know why there is no hair around a whore's pussy ? 

Well have you seen grass growing on a highway ?

So if there is anyone wanting to cum and tell me a few jokes then get in touch. 


dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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domenica 21 luglio 2013

Aren't we strange people? But that is what makes us so interesting!


Now I do get up to some interesting things. And I have written about many of them and it seems that a lot of people enjoy reading about them. We are both curious and intrigued about what our fellows get up to. That's why tabloids sell so well!


Well, when I was in the UK I met up with an old friend who once asked to take some photographs of me. At the time I needed some new pics and so invited him over. The session was a photos session only. However, erotic posing does get me randy and I also enjoyed being told to get into certain positions. I liked being told to open my legs etc. And having the camera zoom over my naked body was a very exciting thing. To cut the story short, it did not take too long before he himself was between my legs and I was enjoying his cock. He was not only a very good photographer!!!!


This blog is not about this adventure, however, it is more to do with urine. As a child I was trained to wee in private places where I closed and locked doors and flushed the contents of my bladder down a toilet. Having a pee pee was a very private affair and was meant to be a very solo affair.


The idea of somebody walking into a cubicle when you are having a wee was and still is a situation I do not contemplate. The idea of being caught with my knickers around my ankles is a very embarrassing thought. Even today if I enter a toilet without a lock I get a friend to stand outside to block anyone entering and catching me peeing etc.


So you can imagine my surprise when I found that men actually liked to see me pee, liked to see photos of me peeing and some even liked to drink my pee. Here I was hiding myself when most of the males would love me not to be so hidden!


My photographer friend enjoyed taking photos of me urinating. These pics are of me. And in a way they are very beautiful.

Men have created names for this pleasure, names like 'golden rain', 'golden showers' etc I must admit I have no problem entertaining men who want to see me pee etc. I prefer to give this pleasure rather than to receive it but I have come to understand it is a fantasy many men have.

I imagine the desire to see me pee comes from it being such a private act and one that still offers mystery and intrigue. If we all urinated together maybe the fantasy would not exist!

Anyway, I have to finish now as I need a pee!!!!


If anyone does require this kind of service then do give me some warning as I will need to drink a lot beforehand!

Have fun!!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818