Ain't No Sunshine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

The weather for me is like sex. A great fuck is like sunshine! A great fuck is like blue skies! And when weather is bad you want the sun. And when the weather is bad you want blue skies! And when you have a bad fuck or a non satisfying fuck you want a good one. Sunshine is like an orgasm. I need both!

Today is grey, cold and wet. So in sexual terms this is a 3 minute fuck with no foreplay!

It has always surprised me how 'blue' for many English speakers is connected to depression and sadness. For me blue is not only the colour of my football team but the colour of the sky on a great day. Blue is the colour of orgasms!

Now on days like today I like to think of blue skies and warm sunshine. If anyone wants to dream with me then get in touch!!!!

And don't forget that if anyone is wanting a day by the sea, nude sunbathing etc, then get in touch when the weather is better. I am your beach escort!!!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

What does an escort do on a very wet day?

I have mentioned in previous blogs that I love to sunbathe and I love the sun. So it is not difficult to understand that grey, rainy days are quite depressing for me. As it must be for most people. How do people in Manchester cope? Must be why they have wonderful football teams.

Well, on a wet day whilst waiting for the phone to ring, I do the ironing.

Now I know I spend a lot of time with my clothes off, I still have a lot of ironing. Mountains!

So today is an ironing day. Can ironing be sexy?

Would I be able to excite a man, dressed in sexy lingerie and ironing. Let me know.

However, I am not dressed in lingerie but T-shirt and jeans. Would that image excite anyone?

I do get some men who offer to do my housework. Quite a few infact. I have only accepted once. A man used to come around and do my cleaning when I was in UK. He never did the ironing. But I am sure he would have if I wanted him to do it.

The problem would be that men really cannot iron. It must be something in their genes, but they cannot do it. If a man does my ironing I have to redo it all.

If there is anyone out there who wants to take me away from this drudgery then please call. I would definitely rather fuck than iron!!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818