Christmas is a lot like sex!

I do think for many of us Christmas and sex have a lot in common. Let's look at a few of these.

1. Most of us look forward to it. We get excited and impatient.

2. We imagine different ways of doing it.

3. We like surprises.

4. We like to unrap our presents. Sometimes slowly but often in a great hurry.

5. We like to eat. And we tend to eat a lot. I always have my mouth full!

6. Most of us like the idea of a mysterious, generous man visiting late at night with his sack full.

7. Sex and Christmas involve a lot of kissing and I like kissing.

The only problem is Christmas comes just once a year and I could never have that!

However, after Christmas is like after sex. You have had fun and you would like the idea of having more but you cannot. You are stuffed! You have had your fill. You like the look of it but cannot manage anymore!

And you know that you need to conserve some energy, some appetite, and some get up and go for New Year. And that is soon!

So if you would like some after Christmas fun to prepare you for the New Year get in touch. I can massage you, I can unrap you slowly, I can take away the after Christmas blues.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Fall Guy

In the autumn in the fall
When the sun lowers its head
And no longer burns

And African birds say goodbye
And mosquito bites recede
I begin to fade

My colour fades
And my good moods fade
And my memories of longer days fade

In autumn I need to be embraced
To have my arms filled with excitement
And my cunt filled with enthusiasm

Autumn leaves fall, trees undress
Autumn bonfires burn, a garden clean up
Autumn introduces more layers of clothes

And knickers get less sexy
And boots become wellingtons
And I definitely need a Fall Guy!

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What do I do???? Prose for Pros 38

Some People Ask........

I am often asked
What do I do?
I know......I know
The person just
Wants to hear
Me talk 'dirty'
Dirty deeds
To wank
To masturbate
To emit his seed

I am often asked
What am I like?
But they want
To know
About my cunt
To hear me say
My cunt
My anus
Maybe the same
Person reads my blog

I am often asked
What do I like?
I lust
Like any other
And try to please
Like only a few
I seldom
Touch myself
Unless instructed
And often am

I am often asked
Am I single?
Am I married?
Not sure what
Is best
To be
But single
Or married
I am
Me

Me I write poems
About my cunt
And me the slut
But I too
Ask the question
What do I do?
Not to excite
Not to get
Hard nipples
And wet

I ESCORT
I Excite

I Seduce

I Copulate

I Orgasm

I make Rigid

And I Tease

I always Tease
I tease
To Please

To Tease is desire
To be Rigid is to ride
To Orgasm I crave
To Copulate I want
To Seduce I need
And to Excite gives
Me value
And I need
To be valued
And desired

I need to plea, I lust to please and I must be pleasured

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Squirting and Gushing Revisited Prose for Pros 34

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The wife always comes last!

The phone rings.....and rings again

Somebody is excited, someone is keen

To visit in 30 minutes, cannot do later

And he breathes heavy as he speaks

I wash and dress in formulae fashion

I prepare the room and make it warm

In 30 minutes I am waiting at the door

In 35 minutes he is inside of me

He comes quickly and he smiles

I think he has finished but he's not

I read you were prepared to take more than one shot

He says and grins, I say why not

Often the mind is willing but the cock is not

However, it hardens again in an excellent mood

And soon again he is fucking me hard

And he cums again but not so quickly

He smiles and rolls on his back

His cock is still hard

And caresses my breast

And kisses my lips

And talks about his wife

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I've been given a sack of coal!!!!

Monday was 'Befana' here in Italy. It is a curious festival and one that keeps the festive spirit going a wee bit longer. Here's what Wikipedia says about it.

In Italian folklore, Befana is an old woman who delivers gifts to children throughout Italy on Epiphany Eve (the night of January 5) in a similar way to Sinterklaas or Santa Claus. But children get both gifts from Santa Claus and the Befana. 

In popular folklore Befana visits all the children of Italy on the eve of the Feast of the Epiphany to fill their socks with candy and presents if they are good or a lump of coal or dark candy if they are bad.

Now given that you get sweets if you are good! And coal if you are bad! What do you think I got???

Yes, right first time. A sack full of coal. Which isn't too bad as coal is a lot more expensive than sweets nowadays. Sweets also make you fat whilst coal can give heat and also make a room romantic and sensual. I am happy with the coal!

However, I am thinking of creating a new festival. How many men look forward to a fat man in red appearing in their bedroom? There maybe a few but not many.And how many men look forward to an old lady, witch like in appearance suddenly sauntering around their bed.

Again there maybe some but I would hazzard a guess of not many again.

So what we need is someone who would excite you and you would lie awake hoping to see her enter your boudoir. So I am declaring now that December 28th is 'Festival of Daria'. The week between Christmas and New Year is boring and I would like to bring some excitement into the lives of many men.

On the 'Festival of Daria' a naked fairy enters your room and if you catch a glimpse you can ask any sexual desire or fantasy you want. However, it has to happen between midnight and 2 am and you can only have one wish a year.

Now, the interesting question would be to readers of this blog is what would you ask the fairy? Let me know or even visit me so we can have a trial run before you ask for it.

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What are we all doing for New Year?

New Year is always a problem. There are many things to do, many people to cuddle and kiss and many things that can go wrong too.

I am not sure what to do. Last year I spent a fun time along Ostia's seafront. There were loads of people and fireworks and I was with good people to cuddle and keep me warm.

This year I have not decided what to do yet. I have tickets for my salsa groups party but this may not take place. So am looking at the alternatives. Does anyone have any good ideas? If you do then let me know.

Just so you know what I like. I love to.....


1) Dance

2) Sing

3) Eat good food

4) Hang out with fun people

5) Fireworks

And of course

Let me know if you have any good ideas.

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