Golden Medal-Things people love to do!

Some people love to look up a skirt. The photo above is both exciting and creative. Upskirt experiences should be so!!!

Some people like a naked lady lying on the bed, fully naked and desiring a cock!

There are some people who like boobs. They like to see them, ogle them, touch them, caress them, lick them and to be smothered by them!!!!!

There are some people however, that want things that need preparation time. I have blogged on this topic before but it is always a popular topic. 

Here I am talking about golden showers, urine, pee pee etc. Some men like to see it, feel it, have it rushing over their bodies and some men think it is nectar and want to drink it.

A few years ago I had a film director who used to visit me who loved golden showers.

He would ring me a few days before his visit as to allow me time to drink copious amounts of water etc. I then had to prepare the bed with waterproofs etc as he did not want to play in the bath.

Men tend to have a greater control of their urine than women. So aiming urine into my friend's mouth was not always easy and it was often a hit and miss experience for him.

I did learn to control the volume of urine coming out but was not the best aimer in the world. But it was fun and he had a great time.

Golden showers is not for everyone. I prefer to give than receive but it is another way friends can get together and enjoy something a little different.

So if you do enjoy something a little different. And from my experience everyone does, then get in touch.

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Taking the Piss!

A few years ago I used to meet up with a film director. Not a big time director, but he appeared to be good. He was a gentleman, handsome and great body. He was also into drinking urine. My urine!

He used to bring a large plastic cover which he would place over the bed. I would then sit on his face and let flow a large amount of the golden rain. It was always a large amount as he would give me a lot of notice about his visit and he would ask me to drink a lot.

What always surprised me was that I never drowned him. Women have less control of their wee than men and when I wee it just goes. And he would gurgle and gargle away. He loved it. It is not my cup of tea but he swore that it was doing him good. He always seemed healthy and he visited me off and on for some time.

Nonetheless, I have never taken to drinking urine myself. However, I am happy to offer mine as a drink etc when requested.

Urine is seen as a miracle elixir if you look on certain websites. Just google 'benefits of drinking urine' and you will get the idea. Famous people now and throughout history have taken to the brew.

Just near me in Ostia Antica there is an archaeological site. Ostia was the port for Rome during the Empire days. Well if you walk around the site you will find one or two shops that used to keep urine.

A man would visit houses to collect the stuff. Urine is a disinfectant, a cleaner and is also used in dyes. The places that did this were known as fulleries (fullonicae). You will see these at Pompeii too! Maybe I am a modern day fullery!!!! The only dyeing is the 'petite mort'.

So I am happy for you to take the piss out of me, as the English would say!

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A new way to improve your English!

I am amazed how many second language speakers read this blog. The feedback from many is that as they are interested in the topics discussed so they take more interest in learning. And this is true.

 I remember my English lessons and some were really boring and often the text book too. So do you think I should write a text book 'English and Sex'? It would be fun.

 I would love to write a section on 'Fucking' and introducing the present continuous!

One area of the English language I am currently interested in is slang and taboo language and how this differs quite considerably in the English speaking world. Take the word 'PISS' for example.

If I said to a sex worker, 'T am taking the PISS out of you.', they would be thinking that someone wanted to drink their urine. Now this is a common request and I do reccommend the 'Daria Cocktail'!!! However, if a British person said this they would be ridiculing or mocking you. So a very different meaning.

In the UK and other English speaking Commonwealth countries you often hear the expression, 'Stop taking the piss!'. Another common expression meaning the same without the urine bit is 'Stop taking the Mick'. Both mean the same and want you to stop making jokes at the person's expense.It does not mean stop drinking my urine!

Now another common area of confusion for Americans and Brits is the expression, 'I'm pissed!'. For a UK person this will mean that they are drunk, intoxicated, Which they often are. This is not a criticism for any British reader, just an observation. For an American this will mean that they are angry. Again there is a big difference although I suppose it is easy to be drunk and angry! Now if a Brit does want to say he is angry and to use the word PISS, he will say 'I am pissed off'. You often hear the expression, 'You piss me off', which mean you make me angry.

And finally PISS OFF. No, I don't mean you the reader, I mean the expression, 'PISS OFF'. This has the same meaning as 'FUCK OFF' which means go away.

Now I will FUCK OFF as I have things to do. If anyone wants an English lesson with a difference, An English lesson with a lot of tongue twisters!!!! Then get in touch.

By the way I am a very strict teacher!

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