What's on the menu???????

Have you been to a restaurant where they have spent a lot of time and energy on their menu. They have their own names for the dishes which is usually followed by a very descriptive explanation. Something like:

Ostia Heaven- A soft fruity ice cream, made from natural products and offering the taste of local, seasonal fruits.

So I was thinking if I had to offer a menu for the services I render what would it look like.

 Well first the cover would be in the shape of a very large penis. Sorry if this is a bit crude, but I do like erect penises!!!!

The place would be called  'Mouthful'.

Now for starters there would definitely be two things on the menu.

Liplock Surprise- Here our lips engage and when you are least expecting it a tongue will glide into your mouth,

Sponge Bob- Here I sit you on the bidet and let my skillful hands slowly soap your penis and anus.

Both starters would definitely get you in the mood for the second course.

Spaghetti Hands- This is where I allow you to explore every part of my body. Your arms will twirl me around and wet my lust.

In Italy we never like to rush our courses and I want us both to be really prepared and ready for the main course.

Rump Steak-This is where you stimulate my anus and then push your cock inside my back passage opening. At the same time your fingers will be enjoying the increasing wetness of my vagina!

Welcome Plaice- There is one orifice that always enjoys a rough embrace and which will constantly crave attention. My cunt will be ready and willing in whatever position you find exciting and possible!

Dessert

Body Massage Supreme- You will now be a trifle exhausted and so I will rub oil on your torso and will roll aound on top of you, hopefully obtaining a glimpse and touch of a re-emerging weapon that will be used on me again.

Drinks

There are some clientele who like to partake of a Daria home brew. This is available on demand.

What do you think? Is it a place worth visiting? If so get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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PS And now the answers to the quiz from my last blog.

1. BJ -    BLOW JOB
2.BBJ  - BUKKAKE BLOW JOB
3.BBBJ- BAREBACK BLOW JOB
4.BBBJTCWS-  BAREBACK BLOW JOB TO COMPLETION WITH SWALLOWING
5.CBJ -COVERED BLOW JOB
6.CIM -  COME IN MOUTH
7.FW- FRENCH WITH
8.FWO -FRENCH WITH OUT
9.DATY- DINING AT THE YIK  This is where I have some fun, you lick me!!!
10. O .  ORAL

Isn't sex getting very complicated!

I had a bill from vodafone yesterday and to understand it you definitely need a university degree. I know that for this company to have people not undertsanding the bill is part of the strategy. But sex has to be understood and to be transparent. So why isn't it!

Take for example oral sex. Bill Clinton had his cock sucked but he claimed it was not sex!!!! Wow! Here was his justification.

With that, Clinton may have been given the room to offer a technically "true" denial to the question of whether he had sex with Lewinsky--even if she happened to perform fellatio on him. The truncated definition characterizes sex in terms of a checklist of body parts, including the genitals, breast and thigh. Oral sex would not necessarily require the President to touch anything on Lewinsky that appears on that list. Strange as it may sound, under one reading of the definition, Lewinsky could have been having sex with him (because she was "touching" the President's genitals) while at the same moment, he was not having sex with her. (At the deposition, Clinton wasn't asked if she had sexual relations with him, just if he had them with her.) Isn't the law a wonderfully intricate device?

But this blog is not about Mr Clinton but it is about oral sex. I am amazed how many abbreviations we have connected with oral sex.

So here is a quiz and I will put the answers to it on my next blog.

 All you have to do is tell me what the abbreviations mean. Easy??? And I can assure you I never made them up!

1. BJ
2.BB
3.BBBJ
4.BBBJTCWS
5.CBJ
6.CIM
7.FW
8.FWO
9.DATY
10. O

So there we have it. And there are probably many more. 

If you need me, get in touch.

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When is the best time to have sex???????

I know that a lot of men when asked, 'What is the best time to have sex?', will answer anytime.

 And in my opinion they are right. However, this does not mean having sex all the time. I like sex but it is not so wonderful if it becomes a ritual a chore even!

I offer my service 24/7. This does not mean that I am available 24/7. It means that I would, given the right person and right situation, be available 24/7. As I have mentioned before in my blogs, I love sex. I need sex. But I do have a life outside of sex. It is a life that I can move around so I can be available Monday morning at 8 am whilst also being available Friday at 10pm.

Some men ring me and get upset when I cannot do a time. However, they do need to understand that I may have played at 9 am that morning and so I am doing them a favour when I am not available for 10pm. Who wants a woman who when she's laying in a bed goes straight to sleep. Consequently, I am available 24/7 but I do not fuck 24/7!!!!!

Which brings us back to when is the best time of the day to have sex?

 And in my opinion it depends where you are and who you are with.

 I have had great sex at 8 in the morning, at 3 in the afternoon and at 10 at night. Although I do like my sleep I have also had great sex at 3 in the morning. The only ingredients are:

-Being with a person you want sex with
-Being in a situation where you feel sexy and aroused
-Being in a place where sex is possible
-Being awake

So I do get calls for early morning sex. I and I am very happy to have my legs opened! And I do get calls to have sex late at night.

 But please do not expect me to have my legs open at 8am and them still to be open at 10pm. It is possible, and I have sometimes been in the mood for this. But more often than not I need my sleep too!

So if anyone wants to get between my legs or to get up to any other fun activity then please get in touch. I am available 24/7.

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Being played with in a restaurant!

I think I may have mentioned one of the many things that turns me on in a previous blog. But it won't hurt bringing it up again. I am a bit of an exhibitionist and love to show off my cleavage in public places.

 I also like to flirt.

So given my love of food, I am Italian, what place to flirt and be an exhibitionist than a restaurant. Food is sexy!

My real turn on is giving my partner a show when we are eating. And if he is happy with it I am happy to give  others in the restaurant a show too. They have to be chosen well!

I would like to catch the eye of someone who is watching me and then give them a glimpse of my panties. I would be talking to my partner but also manoeuvring myself that some stranger can get a look. I will then go to the bathroom and remove my panties so that my cunt can be seen.

When the stranger is getting excited and hopefully this will be noticeable I will allow my partner to touch me up and to secretly insert his fingers into what would be a very wet vagina.

If there is somewhere that sex can take place in the restaurant area I would love to have excited the stranger so much that he would want to fuck me. No foreplay as I will be so wet. Just raw,rugged, rampant sex. Wow!

The recipe for this is a compliant partner, a very willing stranger and a restaurant with the right kind of ambiance.

If anyone would like to play this game then get in touch!

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Yes, if liking sex is a slut then I am one!

'Puttana', which is slut in English can be both a compliment and a derogatory remark. I actually don't mind being called either. Infact I do like to be called it when I am having sex, it turns me on a lot. I wouldn't like to be called it if I was sitting in a posh restaurant but in the main it is ok. So if you want to call me a 'slut' or puttana' then go ahead.

I have nothing to be ashamed of. I enjoy sex! I enjoy being naked! I enjoy being in the company of men. I enjoy being in the company of men who like sex. I enjoy being naked with men.

There is a new drug on the market, it is the female viagra, commonly known as 'Nympho Max'. Here is the advertisement for the product.

What does it do? 

Known as viagra for women. Nympho Max is formulated from an ancient Chinese recipe, specifically to support a woman?s libido, her vagina moistening and optimize sexual gratification. When a woman takes Nympho Max she cannot help but make love. 

Are there side effects? 

This is a purely herbal formula that contains no chemicals or prescription drugs. You should not experience any adverse side effects, except you will require sex almost immediately. If you have any serious health conditions or are on medication check with your doctor first. Do not take if you are pregnant. 

How do I take it? 

Nympho Max can be taken as a daily supplement or 2 pills at least 1hr before sex. 

Well it sounds like everything a male would love a woman to take!!!! But is it? Will men be scared that his woman may take it when he is not around!!!! And this is why men need the word slut'. A woman who likes sex excites but also scares a man. Men who visit me are happy for me to be the 'slut' but have grave doubts if their partner was like me. Maybe this is why escorts have a place in society!

Now, do I need to take viagra. Well not at the moment. I am actually very sexual and have been for a number of years. I enjoy sex and miss it when I am not getting it. I love it when a man drops his trousers and I can see a bulge in his underwear! I enjoy it when he gets excited and when his tongue explores my body. I enjoy passionate kisses and torrid embraces!

So I am a slut, and proud to be one!

If you want to see how excited I can get contact me!

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A close shave!

I have written about this before but it is again on my mind as I will be popping down to the nearby nudist beach over the next few months and it's on my mind. Hair! Pubic hair!

Now I don't like hair in my armpits and on my legs but I quite like the hair around my vagina. I seem really naked without it and I hate shaving it to a bald state. I trim so it could never be called a bush but I still have hair there! What do you think?

Here are a few pics of my pubes in various hairy conditions. You will note there is not one of me totally bald!

On the beach where I go there are many male and female bald crotches. They look very raw and I worry that some may get sunburnt.

 But I suppose rubbing suntan oil on these parts must be fun!!!!!

So my pubic hair.should it stay or should it go????? Let me know!

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