What's on the menu???????

Have you been to a restaurant where they have spent a lot of time and energy on their menu. They have their own names for the dishes which is usually followed by a very descriptive explanation. Something like:

Ostia Heaven- A soft fruity ice cream, made from natural products and offering the taste of local, seasonal fruits.

So I was thinking if I had to offer a menu for the services I render what would it look like.

 Well first the cover would be in the shape of a very large penis. Sorry if this is a bit crude, but I do like erect penises!!!!

The place would be called  'Mouthful'.

Now for starters there would definitely be two things on the menu.

Liplock Surprise- Here our lips engage and when you are least expecting it a tongue will glide into your mouth,

Sponge Bob- Here I sit you on the bidet and let my skillful hands slowly soap your penis and anus.

Both starters would definitely get you in the mood for the second course.

Spaghetti Hands- This is where I allow you to explore every part of my body. Your arms will twirl me around and wet my lust.

In Italy we never like to rush our courses and I want us both to be really prepared and ready for the main course.

Rump Steak-This is where you stimulate my anus and then push your cock inside my back passage opening. At the same time your fingers will be enjoying the increasing wetness of my vagina!

Welcome Plaice- There is one orifice that always enjoys a rough embrace and which will constantly crave attention. My cunt will be ready and willing in whatever position you find exciting and possible!

Dessert

Body Massage Supreme- You will now be a trifle exhausted and so I will rub oil on your torso and will roll aound on top of you, hopefully obtaining a glimpse and touch of a re-emerging weapon that will be used on me again.

Drinks

There are some clientele who like to partake of a Daria home brew. This is available on demand.

What do you think? Is it a place worth visiting? If so get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

PS And now the answers to the quiz from my last blog.

1. BJ -    BLOW JOB
2.BBJ  - BUKKAKE BLOW JOB
3.BBBJ- BAREBACK BLOW JOB
4.BBBJTCWS-  BAREBACK BLOW JOB TO COMPLETION WITH SWALLOWING
5.CBJ -COVERED BLOW JOB
6.CIM -  COME IN MOUTH
7.FW- FRENCH WITH
8.FWO -FRENCH WITH OUT
9.DATY- DINING AT THE YIK  This is where I have some fun, you lick me!!!
10. O .  ORAL

Fruit and Vegetables are good for you!

When I was a young girl my mother was always insistent that I ate up all my greens. I needed fruit and vegetables to grow.

 It was strange, therefore, to find out when I reached an older age that fruit and vegetables could be used for other things!!!!

I mean some fruit and vegetables are definitely the right shape and size.

Have I tried it? Yes, I have! Did I enjoy it? It was fun but not an earthshaking experience.

Take bananas as an example. These are the most obvious fruit to insert into a vagina.

You have to insert these with the skin on as without the skin on the flesh of the banana becomes very mushy and uncomfortable. It is fun that a friend eats the banana when this happens!!!!

The most famous vegetable to insert into your special place is the cucumber. It is large and the right shape. However, it is green and I always think I am being fucked by an alien.

Sex is fun. And if you enjoy fruit and vegetables, if you are a vegetarian, then go ahead and fuck them. I myself am not totally into it. They are like vibrators. Ok when you do not have the real thing. But I prefer the real thing.

If you want to give me the real thing then get in touch. It would be great to have some hot sex!!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

Those animal urges! Am I a slut?

Many, many men have told me that when they have sex on the brain, which is most of the time, they cannot stem the urge. They have to have sex. Even if this is a quick wank in the bathroom. But they have to do it!

Well women have them too! For a number of years I have had very,very strong sexual urges.

 It helps when you think of what I get up to.

However, there are some escorts who are not so sexually up for it. I had a friend in the UK who hated sex. I asked he why she did it then. She had no solid answer apart from the moeny. Money is important but you have to enjoy it too!!!!!

On Saturday night I had one of my big sexual urges. I also wanted to dance.

I ended up at a salsa dance on the seafront in Ostia. If you have never been to Ostia please go.

Anyway I had taken two friends. One of them was a trusted friend the other a new friend. Both males.

My new friend met us for a drink. He was in his late thirties and handsome. At first I thought he was not my type but as the evening evolved he began to get me very excited.

We eventually arrived at the seafront and I grabbed my new friend and started to dance. Although he said he was a poor dancer he lied. He was good. I immediately had some strong urges. We danced close and he touched me in the places I like to be touched.

At one point I had a very erotic dance with a black dancer who really pressed all the right buttons!

At around 1.30, after a lot of dancing and touching, I was ready to be fucked. I followed my new friend to his apartment in AXA and as soon as we had entered his place I grabbed him. My animal urges took over and I needed sex. It was a very strong desire.

He was a little shocked at first but then relaxed. I needed his cock!

He had a nice body and a great cock. It was standing to attention when I whipped his trousers off. I sucked his cock whilst we were in a 69 position but soon I realised that I badly needed a cockk inside me. He happily obliged!

When he entered I could feel and hear that I was very, very sexually aroused. I love the sound of my wet vagina when a cock slips in. He was a great lover. He fucked me hard, he fucked me soft. He fucked me and I felt great.

At this moment my other friend who had accompanied us decided to play too and so I had two very large and very cocks inside me.

It was bliss!

So, women do have very strong animal urges just like men. They often hide them as many men and women tend to criticise a women who is sexually wanton. We get names like slut, slapper, nymph, dog, etc. But all women have these desires and if you allow them to have them your sex life will be a lot better!

And when he was fucking me he called me a slut and a cock lover. I was not offended as I am and I enjoy it,

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0038 3281769818

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It is not snowing but it is cold!

I need some warming up this morning. There is a grey sky outside and some of the snow from 3 days ago is still lying near the back door. It is cold. I need some warming up! And nothing better to warm you up than a bit of exercise under the duvet. So if any of you out there are venturing near Ostia Antica come and look me up and let's generate some heat!

Listening to the news and just observing my local area I do seem to be one of the few going about my normal business. I imagine as what I do does take place in the bedroom, shower, bath, kitchen table etc it is easier to do than things other people do on a daily basis.

 But people have to get to me and I have to get to them and we seem to be able to connect, so what has been the problem in Rome. The mayor of Rome seems to be getting his knickers in a twist. Maybe he would do his job better if he was not shovelling snow all day as the news reports seem to suggest.

I had a wonderful gentleman visit me yesterday and we managed to keep each other very warm. Sharing body heat must be a Green policy! He did not have any problems getting to me. Infact, as many people are stopping at home, getting about has been easier lately.

So if you are feeling a little cold and you want your pinkies warmed up come and visit.

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