The games people play!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znh58WITU8

As I have mentioned a number of times on my blog, I have lived in the UK and Italy and have been fortunate to meet, play with and cuddle a number of very interesting people. I am not a person to judge others as I hate to be judged myself so I am very tolerant and intersted in what people like to do in bed and also out of bed!!!

One thing I have noticed that is different about requests that are made in UK and Italy is spanking. I don't have a lot of requests here but was met with frequent requests in the UK. In the main this is me doing the spanking, it seems when it is requested in Italy I am the one to get spanked.

Now spanking is a curious past time and I often wonder about is there a cultural difference here and  basically there no interest in Italy for this type of fun or is it that Italians are embarrassed to ask for certain things? I tend to think the latter!

However, I have heard that a lot of men in the UK enjoy being spanked as a result of corporal punishment they received when young. In the main they were hit by people they were close to and often loved and so there became an association. Not sure about this so if there are any students of sex out there let me know!

Spanking can be given with the hand or a flat instrument. If you look on some S&M sites you will see quite elaborate objects to use to spank, some are made of leather and some of wood. I am able to spank but I don't think I could ever be into extreme spanking, and as I don't like pain I only receive a spank if it is not too painful and does not leave a mark.

It is very interesting that only one little vowel separates 'spank' from 'spunk'!!!

I hope you all continue to have fun and to be happy and content in what you get up to. I am around if you require a little soft spanking!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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To bidet or not to bidet? That is not the question!

One of the greatest domestic appliances is the bidet. It is so special, so useful and so necessary. Now don't get me wrong new sweat when it is the result of a long, hard fuck is sensual. However, old sweat and unwashed sweat does not arouse me in anyway.

I have access to 4 bidets in my home. This may seem excessive but it does ensure a very clean down below. And a very clean down below is so important. Now given this statement I can hear the whispers of many Italians who have been to the UK, all hissing 'How did she cope in UK?'.

So for your information here is what wikipedia says about the bidet.

A bidet (US /bɨˈdeɪ/ or UK /ˈbiːdeɪ/) is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sinkintended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus. Bidet is a Frenchloanword. A special type of bidet is used for washing the feet. It comes from an ancient Spanish tradition before pedicure salons were created.

History[edit source | editbeta]

Bidet is a French word for pony (and in Old French, bider meant to trot). This etymology comes from the notion that one rides a bidet much like a pony is ridden. In addition, the bidet is also referred to as the "garden hose."^{[citation needed]}

The bidet appears to have been an invention of French furniture makers in the late 17th century, although no exact date or inventor is known. Theories exist that its inventor was Christophe Des Rosiers, furniture maker for the French Royal Family, but Marc Andre Jacoud was also rumoured to have been the inventor.^[1][2] The earliest written reference to the bidet is in 1710 in Italy. By 1900, due toplumbing improvements, the bidet (and chamber pot) moved from the bedroom to the bathroom. This was common in French palaces. The early 1980s saw the introduction of the electronic bidet from Korea and Japan, with names such as Bio Bidet, Biffy, and Gobidet. These have spray-hose attachments that connect to existing toilet arrangements — ideal for bathrooms lacking the space for both a separate bidet and toilet.

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Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body such as feet. Despite appearing similar to a toilet, it would be more accurate to compare it to the washbasin orbathtub. Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterwards.

It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.

A 20th century bidet (foreground)

Bidets are made in several designs. They may have one tap which pours (usually warm) water into a china basin. The basin can be plugged and filled if necessary, or the water can be allowed to drain away. Other bidets have a nozzle which propels an arc of water up into the air. This jet of water is angled to easily reach the perianal and genital area. Those types providing higher pressure offer a more thorough cleansing. The choice of materials may vary from easily cleaned stainless steel to the more common plastics used to manufacture household items.

Bidets are common bathroom fixtures in many southern European countries, especially Italy, where they are found in 97% of households, and Portugal, where bidets are in the majority of flats.^{[citation needed]} Additionally, they are rather widespread, although not standard, in France and Spain, and are occasionally found in Albania, Croatia,Slovenia, Malta and Greece.

Bidets can be found in some countries in the Americas, especially in South America, and are a standard feature of homes in Argentina, Paraguay and Uruguay. They are common in Arabic countries^{[citation needed]} in the Middle East, such as Iraq, Kuwait,Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE, and in the Maghreb, especially Egypt and Morocco. Much of East Asia, particularly Japan, Bangladesh, Thailand, Vietnam, and South Korea use bidets as well, but they are seen nowhere in China.

However, in some Muslim countries and in South-East Asia, bidets are less likely to be separate fixtures, as they are in Europe, but often are a small hose with a nozzle, similar to a sink sprayer, called a health faucet. The sprayer-type bidets are sold to Muslims as "shataf," which permit the user to comply with Islamic laws about using the toilet and the cultural preference of using water instead of paper.

You will note that Italy not France has the most bidets. Now an interesting debate could be had for the reasons for this. But what happened in the UK? Well its simple really.

 All UK homes have baths and all have shower attachments that can be moved around to spray the bits of your body you want sprayed! So no problem really well apart from the silly sytem of having separate taps and having a terrible job getting the right water temperature!

Nonetheless, I do love the bidet, find it hard to live without a bidet and do spend a lot of my time on the bidet!

So if anyone wants to see my bidet or even see me on my bidet then get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Need to get something off my chest!!!! Usually my bra!

One of the areas of my body that most men like to talk about, like to look at, like to fondle and like to kiss and suck are my breasts. My boobs, tits, my chest protectors. They are both an asset and also a burden. They are an asset in that since I was a teenager they have always caught the eye and got me noticed but being big they need to be carried around and looked after.

Most men like boobs. You can see breasts everywhere, on television, in magazines, on billboards etc but most of all by the sea and most men cannot walk along the beach without casting their eyes over the sunbeds looking for topless damsels. It is fun to  watch them. Some try to be discrete, some wear sunglasses to hide their intentions whilst some just ogle!

I am a great fan of historical dramas and love watching BBC productions of 'Emma' or 'Pride and Prejudice' etc. Here women often wear garments that push their breasts upwards to warm the hearts of onlooking men. One of my favourite characters in a novel is 'Tess'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZKkF6Rlr8A

Tess was a character created by Thomas Hardy and she appears from  an early age to have turned heads and was a magnet for older men. Here Hardy describes the first meeting Tess has with Alec D'Urberville.

She had an attribute which amounted to a disadvantage just now; and it was this that caused Alec D'Urberville's eyes to rivet themselves upon her. It was a luxuriance of aspect, a fullness of growth, which made her appear more of a woman than she really was. She had inherited the feature from her mother without the quality it denoted. It had troubled her mind occasionally, till her companions had said that it was a fault which time would cure.

Tess is an innocent, young  woman when she meets Alex. She has developing boobs that she has not come to terms with and blossoming lips . And although her breasts are entirely covered their outline is evident and beguiling. Her full lips that are also beckoning, enticing and entralling. Tits and lips that most men want on their tongue!

I can empathise with Tess as growing up in Naples I suddenly became aware of being stared at all the time. Boobs definitely maketh the woman. The realisation is both thrilling and frightening!!!!!

Boobs come in all shapes and sizes but whatever they look like they will always get the attention from a heterosexual male. I learnt to adapt and to make the most of it. So if anyone wants to fondle, cherish, ogle, caress and even to dampen them, then do get in touch. 

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Laughter is the next best thing to sex!

Yesterday I had a lovely time with an Italian man, I will call him 'S', who was an excellent.companion in horizontal pursuits!  Anyway, we had some fun and then whilst we were lying naked together he suddenly looked at me and said, 'oh, I forgot to mention that on the way to the hotel I did look for youjr virginity but I have not found it'. It was a funny moment and very revealing. He was an avid reader of my blogs!

 I am beginning to realise that much of this blog's readership is Italian. This is very good for me and I hope it will also help my Italian readership practce their English. I am providing a reputable service!

Now one of the hardest things to understand in a second language is humour. Often humour includes words that have double meanings or it uses a lot of slang. So there are lots of things to make it confusing. So today, as the weather has been awful lately, I will include some of the jokes that make me laugh and hopefully you will enjoy too!


Here is a good one for any Italian, it has religion and sex!!!!!

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!" 

Any good?

Here is an awful joke!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? 

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

And here is another

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the
evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at
it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,
takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,
jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the
performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.
The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.
So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed...and finds four
Chinese men.



And finally,

Escort girl riddle

Do you know why there is no hair around a whore's pussy ? 

Well have you seen grass growing on a highway ?

So if there is anyone wanting to cum and tell me a few jokes then get in touch. 

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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It's raining men!!!!!!

I woke up this morning to the sound of heavy rain. As well as the rain there was thunder and lightning. The house rocked! It was both exciting and comforting. Exciting because nature when at full force is amazing and comforting as I was in bed looking out a the spectacle from a very cosy, warm position.

However, it got me thinking about the weather and sex. Does anyone get turned on by fucking in the rain for example? It would be a wonderful weather report:

'Today in Ostia we are expecting heavy downpours so Daria get your knickers off!'

So as I watched the rain splash away I also lay thinking about the best weather to have sex in.

Rain

Rain could be nice. The temperature would have to be pleasant, a bit like todays, but the idea of having water cascade over my body as I was fucked is quite erotic, It would be like nature's bukkake!

And thanks to Ron we have the wonderful lyrics:

"some people love in the parlour

some in Lovers Lane

but I make love in the wee small hours

when it's pouring down with rain"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUfsuomKS8g


Wind

Now wind does nothing for me. Neither the wind coming out of me nor the wind blowing outside gives me erotic thoughts. Wind would only be useful if you wanted to be an exhibitionist. You could blame the weather for showing the world what you have got. So maybe wind could be erotic!!!!

Snow

Snow is always romantic and exciting until you are in it, then reality sets in as it is bloody cold. However, being next to a warm fire, naked and it snowing outside could be really good fun and I am sure I would hot up very soon!

Fog

Fog is an interesting one. Fog is usually around in horror movies and it conjures up scary events. Nonetheless, being in a mist and having hands grope me could be kind of erotic. Scary and exciting at the same time!

And finally........drum beat please..........sun!!!!

Yes, anyone who has read these blogs will know I like the sun and like to go naked in the sunshine. I love being fucked in the sunshine. However, if I am going to get my tan as well as my fuck I would have to take up a particular position where I was always on top !!!

So if there is anyone wanting to check out the weather with me get in touch!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Now where did I put it?

Now where did I put it? It must be somewhere close

I've looked in most places and have nothing to note

Is it under the sofa ? Or under the bed?

Or is it something unspoken? And just in my head?

Now where did I put it? It's too valuable to lose

It could cost me a marriage or a family feud

Is it left in the car ? Or on the pool table next door?

Is it on top of the washing machine? Or just on the floor?

Now where have I put it? It seems nowhere in sight

I treasured it once and then came the fright

Is it in somebody's pocket? Or on somebody's lips?

Is it stayed in a memory ? Or cashed in for some quips?

So if someone out there comes upon my virginity
Can they return it to me when in my vicinity!!!

Seek and you will find!

Any help will be much appreciated.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Cannot speak now as I am all tied up!

I wrote a few weeks ago about an adventure I had with someone who wanted to tie me up and to fill my holes with specially formulated sex objects. I was not totally comfortable with the situation. The man was wonderful and he was also very caring but I did not know him well enough.

 It is difficult on a first meet to play these sort of games. I think it must be difficult for both partners. Nonetheless, I am very happy to explore new ways of enjoying sex and do have a desire to be taken to places I have never been.

Lately I have been having some lurid dreams about bondage. They re exciting dreams where I am trussed up in a way that my captor has my body to do what he wants with.

It is both frightening and also exciting. These two emotions are good friends!

One dream I have had is where I am tied up and left in a strange place. Here I await a passer by who can either subject me to more abuse or free me. Here I am both excited and also extremely scared. And if I am to be honest I am not sure which I would prefer! And here lies the dilemma for most females. Do they want the caring man or the uncaring one? Do they want the man who takes care of them and treasures them or the man who simply uses them?

And to be truthful most women want both! And it is difficult to find this in one man. So if a woman is constantly used and treated badly she will crave a loyal,caring man. And if she is loved and treated like a princess she will often seek out the man who  will pull her hair and make her do things her life partner would never consider.

So I can be a slut but I can also be Cleopatra. I can be tied up but I can also be fanned. I can be fucked roughly but I can also be fucked lovingly.I can enjoy gentle kisses but also orgasm when being fucked and kissed hard and with the tongue swishing around in my mouth.

Humans crave new experiences and enjoy new adventures that is why we are so different from other animals. We are animals! We can bite and we can cuddle. We can fight and we can caress. We can pull hair and we can stroke hair. We can be captors and captives. We can be!

So if there is anyone wanting to explore or to be explored then get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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