Superstitious Escorts!

Given the way we lead our lives, escorts probably need to be superstitious big time. I mean a red pepper is definitely very useful when you have men you have never met coming to your door.

So if you ever visit a woman like me it is always best to know what is a bad omen and what is a good omen.

1. Black cats are bad but black pussies are good.

Mine is best though!

2. Shoes on the bed are bad but boots on your testicles that are on the bed are good!

3. 100 euros is bad luck and 150 euros is good

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4. Roses are always good luck.

5. Breaking an olive oil bottle is bad luck but pouring olive oil all over my body is good luck.

6. 13 and 17 is bad luck and painful!

7. Breaking a mirror is bad luck but breaking a hymen is good luck.

8. A candle that does not blow out is bad luck!

9. Burst condoms are definitely bad luck!

10. Escorts who are not superstitious are bad luck.

Now I hope this helps. Keep the shamrock, the horseshoe and the red pepper close!

Daria xxx

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818