With the Olympics coming upon us pretty sooner I was thinking of having my own olympics and was thinking of the events we could have.
Some of them are obvious. Things like:
Marathon- who could fuck the longest
Sprint-who could come the quickest
Marathon 4x4 relay-team of 4 energetic men
Sprint 4x4 relay-team of 4 quick comers
Diving-Who could stay down the longest
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Endurance-who could cum the most times in a given period
High jump-who could give me my loudest and longest orgasm (my favourite event)
But there must be more outrageous events that we could come up with.
How about
Golden Shower distance event-who can pee the furthest
Sperm distance event-who could cum the furthest
Catch the train-This is where you are dressed and you have to run to a suitcase where you can find a new set of clothes and have to change into them. The new set of clothes will be pretty kinky.
Longest French (Italian) Kiss
Foot fetish marathon-who can kiss most feet in given time
Bull Riding-Riding the longest bulls.
If you have any event you would like to take part in let me know.
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Any chance to see you taking part to London Olympics in one of these specialities ? :)
RispondiEliminaYou should be a champion in this field !
I am happy to represent Italy in whatever event they want me to. I am experienced, I am energetic, I am resourceful and I am open to all new methods to improve performance.
RispondiEliminaBut maybe my best event is the triple jump. Commonly known in the UK as Hop, Skip and Jump. So it is hop into bed, skip the foreplay and give me a jump I will remember.
The medal for me will be the Olympic Golden shower.
Have fun Giovanni and thanks for reading the blog.
It is a pleasure to read your blog, it is so insanely exciting !
RispondiEliminaWould you train me for the sex marathon ?
Now most men contemplate the marathon but I think they are much better at the 100 metres. There are not many marathon men as us women wear them out!!!!
RispondiEliminaDaria xxx
Being a sex marathon runner is the dream of every man I think, being able to hold the orgasm for a long time. But also running frequently the 100 metres is not bad too. Well, considering that a marathon is 400 times the 100 meters, it is better to run 400 times the 100 metres than to run one single marathon. Or 100 times the 400 meters.
RispondiEliminaI have a better idea. What about training for several disciplines at the same time on you ?
What about including the Dariathlon at the Olympics Games?
I am thinking about which disciplines I'd like to include in this sport. Do you have any idea ?
I have an idea that if you were in any of the races it would be very messy and athletes would be slipping everywhere Giovanni.
RispondiEliminaI would like to compete in the mud wrestling contest but only if I could compete with the men.
Then there is the diving. I like men diving.
And finally there is the sperm shooting event. Here contestants have to hit my breasts from 5 metres.
xxx