Readers of this blog may have an image of me that is one of having a life of sex. Day and night sex, Monday to Sunday sex.Sex as an entree and sex as a dessert etc. I do have sex but maybe not as much as you may think I do.
And your imagination of what I get up to is only fair.You know I am an escort, you know I write an explicitly sexual blog so I would have the same opinion if I was simply a reader. I do, however, have another life. One quite different to that displayed on this blog. I think you may be surprised!
Anyway, and promise not to laugh, last Sunday I was with a friend walking around a market in Ostia. The weather was atrocious and it rained a lot. Most of the afternoon we escaped the showers. Well, as we were escaping a drenching we happened to see a bingo hall that seemed very popular.
Bingo for me has always been something you did when you retired. But this place had young people entering so my friend and I decided to take a peek. The bingo hall was huge with seating for smokers and another area for non smokers. Attendants were rushing around collecting money and handing out bingo cards. My friend and I decided to sit with a group of quite elderly men and women who were attentive to the game they were playing.
Around the room were small and large screens where balls with numbers on appeared. I was very impressed with the atmosphere and to be honest I was a little excited. I have fond memories of bingo as I had many wonderful times playing it during festive times with my family. I did not need to be pushed into purchasing my first cards and the elderly man next to me regularly gave instructions as to how best to play the game.
I was totally amazed as to how much people spend on bingo.. Most people were spending 3-5 euros every game and games were taking place every 5 minutes. So do the maths, if you were not winning you were losing 36-60 euros every hour. And most of the players were pensioners and spent most of the afternoon playing!!!!
Well, I was losing about 20 euros when my card started to look very lucky and amazingly my last number arrived before anyone else could cry 'bingo'. Being Neoplolitan and extremely excitable I made a loud noise that did not sound anything like 'bingo'. The next minute I got a few disgruntled looks from my neighbours who did not appreciate that the newly arrived had just won a pot of money.
I decided to take my money and run, which is always the best policy when you win gambling. I had fun, I had money and I had been in a bingo hall!
On the way home, however, I got to thinking how sex and bingo could be combined. And the idea was Karma Sutra Bingo. The Karma Sutra has 64 sexual positions. I know because I have tried them all! Any the Karma Sutra bingo card has only 4 numbers and these numbers are between 1-64. Now you can only play as a couple and each couple has one card.
The game is simple, when your number is called you cross off that number and then have to perform that position in front of everyone for 4 minutes.
The game then re-starts and continues until one couple has crossed off all their numbers. The winning couple can get the following depending on the audience.
1. A great big smile!
2. Money collected from the other couples
3. The losing men have to spoil the winning female by each performing one position of the Karma Sutra with her!
I do like number 3!!!!
So if anyone wants to play bingo with me get in touch.
dariax@hotmail.co.uk
0039 3281769818
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