Prose for Pros 19

                                       Times are hard but I like hard times!

He said there was a credit squeeze

And my tits were so sore, to please

He said there was a credit crunch

As he pulled my hair into a bunch

He said I had a credit rating

And that is why we were mating

He said I was a product, so elastic

He wondered whether I took plastic

I was a fucking bank statement

And my body was in the red

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