venerdì 26 dicembre 2014

Christmas is a lot like sex!

I do think for many of us Christmas and sex have a lot in common. Let's look at a few of these.


1. Most of us look forward to it. We get excited and impatient.

2. We imagine different ways of doing it.

3. We like surprises.

4. We like to unrap our presents. Sometimes slowly but often in a great hurry.

5. We like to eat. And we tend to eat a lot. I always have my mouth full!

6. Most of us like the idea of a mysterious, generous man visiting late at night with his sack full.

7. Sex and Christmas involve a lot of kissing and I like kissing.

The only problem is Christmas comes just once a year and I could never have that!

However, after Christmas is like after sex. You have had fun and you would like the idea of having more but you cannot. You are stuffed! You have had your fill. You like the look of it but cannot manage anymore!

And you know that you need to conserve some energy, some appetite, and some get up and go for New Year. And that is soon!

So if you would like some after Christmas fun to prepare you for the New Year get in touch. I can massage you, I can unrap you slowly, I can take away the after Christmas blues.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

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