Does anyone else find administering sun tan oil erotic?

Having trained as a masseur in the UK a few years ago; yes I know I also trained as a PA but I did loads of courses as it was cheaper than going to language school and much better too,I do love the smell and touch of oil on my body!

When I am at the beach I love to watch couples putting suntan oil on each other. It is very erotic and is a similar ritual to monkeys pruning each other.

 Readers of these blogs will know that I often go to Capocotta in summer. Here you find nudists and naked people need to have suntan oil in the most private of parts.

 Consequently, on a nudist beach it is more enjoyable watching sun tan oil being administered. It is a turn on even!

So if anyone wants me to put sun tan oil all over their body or even better if you want to put it all over my body, then get in touch.

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Ice Cream but you scream more!

Last night I was sat in a pub along the Colombo. It was about 10.30 pm, it was a warm evening and it was busy! Not the pub mind the ice cream parlour next door. In summer Northern Europeans take to pubs with gardens, Italians take to the ice cream shops.

It's a habitual thing, something we crave when the nights get too warm to stay indoors.

I enjoyed being an ice cream voyeur and although I have always thought ice cream and ice lollies were sexy, my thoughts were confirmed. And it is the women who seem most comfortable having something in their hands and eating it!!!!!

Women have a way of holding a cone and of licking the ice cream that is erotic and something men cannot copy. We are unique ice cream eaters!

So if anyone wants to take me out for an ice cream, get excited watching me eating it and then taking me home for some non-ice cream fun, get in touch!

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One of the most popular Sports in the world! No not sex, cricket!

Harold Pinter, one of the best playwrights of the last century loved cricket. For me this didn't and doesn't make sense. Pinter is great but cricket isn't.

I have watched cricket and I have even played cricket, but I am still as confused as I was when I was a naive young woman living in Naples!

Cricket does not make sense and maybe that is why the English like it.

 This would be a good explanation but quite a few other countries love it too.

 It is the national sport of India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka so a lot of people do play it, do enjoy it and do get excited about it!

There are a few good things about cricket which I do enjoy.

1 The game is played in the summer and you can get a tan watching it!
2. The game is usually played in a very picturesque place!

3. You can do lots of things whilst the game is on. Reading, listening to music and still keep an eye on the game. Cricket is so slow!
4. Men look very handsome in white!

There are lots of things that I don't like. Here are a few.

1. I thought the offside rule at football was bad but understanding cricket rules is just impossible. I think all the people who say they understand the rules are 'fibbing'!
2. The game is so slow.
3. When the sun comes out you cannot sunbathe naked. Well you can but you will probably be told to leave the ground!
4. It is difficult to get good food and you have to be there all day!!!!!
5. The matches between countries are called test matches. They last 5 days! And after playing for 5 days you may not even get a result!

At the moment England is playing Australia. This is like a Lazio v Roma derby game. The tournament is called 'The Ashes' and the winner gets a very small cup filled with ashes!

The tournament will be watched by millions of people but people in Italy will not know it is taking place.

Now if there is anyone who wants to teach me some cricket rules or even to let me play with their middle wicket, well get in touch. I play well on the 'off side' and on the 'on side'!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Anyone for tennis!!!!

A few weeks ago I was over in the UK. My stay coincided with Wimbledon. Although not a great tennis fan I was drawn into the interest of watching the first British player to win Wimbledon for a long time. I became part of the Murray fever!

However, what I was more fascinated with was not Murray but female tennis! I was shocked by what women show when they play tennis. For me it was pure eroticism and I am amazed it is acceptable for such an up market sport.

Here are a few pics to show you what I mean! For all those with an upskirt fetish Wimbledon would keep you erect for 2 weeks!!!!

Knowing the hot blooded Itailans like I do I am amazed that there isn't much interest in female tennis. Maybe this blog will help address this. And it is not just the panties you get to see!

If anyone wants to play tennis, I am terrible, get in touch.!

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Capocotta Calling!

I do find Capocotta a very interesting, intriguing and invigorating place to visit. It is a place with lots happening and you get some amazing sights and sounds!

I lie naked, soaking in the sun and listening to the amazing conversations that take place all about me. If I was a songwriter, and I am not, these would be the lyrics I would write.

Capacotta Calling

Bums and bums and more bums,
White bums, tanned bums, dark brown bums,
Large bums, huge bums, small bums, petite bums,
Bums that are raised and bums that are burnt,
Bums that are inviting and others that are not

Breasts,breasts and more breasts,
White breasts, tanned breasts, dark brown breasts,
Large breasts, saggy breasts,small breasts and petite breasts
Breasts that are firm and breasts that are not
Breasts that are forgetable and others that are hot

Cocks,cocks and more cocks,
White cocks, tanned cocks,dark brown cocks,
Large cocks, tiny cocks, cocks that hide and cocks that are hooded,
Cocks that are hard and others that are not,
Cocks that are paraded by men proud what they got

Cunts, where? and more no cunts
Hidden cunts,obscured cunts,shy cunts,
Lost cunts, outlined cunts, welcoming cunts
Cunts that are seen and they are not a lot
Cunts that are paraded, mine, its hot

If anyone wants to take me to Capacotta I am more than happy to offer this service.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Happy to take things down!

One service I am not often asked for but have read and seen it is a fantasy for some men is playing the role of the secretary. This is quite amusing really as I could play the role really well having trained as a bi-lingual secretary in the UK.

 I even have the right clothes for it. Here are the services I could offer

-Shorthand
-Typing 60wpm (maybe a bit slower nowadays)
-Word processing
-Spreadsheets
-Database
-Internet
-E-mail and faxing
-Excellent telephone skills
-Translation English to Italian and vica versa
-Accounts
-After work entertainment

I even have world wide recognised qualifications!

Now if there was anyone out there needing a Temp I am available. But please don't offer secretarial rates as I am an escort because the pay for a very well trained secretary remains abysmally low. Other things that I would bring to the job.

-A great deal of experience with businessmen
-Fun and humour
-Interesting conversation
-Sexual Intercourse

Now if you are interested in hiring me or even having me role play for, you get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Aren't we strange people? But that is what makes us so interesting!

Now I do get up to some interesting things. And I have written about many of them and it seems that a lot of people enjoy reading about them. We are both curious and intrigued about what our fellows get up to. That's why tabloids sell so well!

Well, when I was in the UK I met up with an old friend who once asked to take some photographs of me. At the time I needed some new pics and so invited him over. The session was a photos session only. However, erotic posing does get me randy and I also enjoyed being told to get into certain positions. I liked being told to open my legs etc. And having the camera zoom over my naked body was a very exciting thing. To cut the story short, it did not take too long before he himself was between my legs and I was enjoying his cock. He was not only a very good photographer!!!!

This blog is not about this adventure, however, it is more to do with urine. As a child I was trained to wee in private places where I closed and locked doors and flushed the contents of my bladder down a toilet. Having a pee pee was a very private affair and was meant to be a very solo affair.

The idea of somebody walking into a cubicle when you are having a wee was and still is a situation I do not contemplate. The idea of being caught with my knickers around my ankles is a very embarrassing thought. Even today if I enter a toilet without a lock I get a friend to stand outside to block anyone entering and catching me peeing etc.

So you can imagine my surprise when I found that men actually liked to see me pee, liked to see photos of me peeing and some even liked to drink my pee. Here I was hiding myself when most of the males would love me not to be so hidden!

My photographer friend enjoyed taking photos of me urinating. These pics are of me. And in a way they are very beautiful.

Men have created names for this pleasure, names like 'golden rain', 'golden showers' etc I must admit I have no problem entertaining men who want to see me pee etc. I prefer to give this pleasure rather than to receive it but I have come to understand it is a fantasy many men have.

I imagine the desire to see me pee comes from it being such a private act and one that still offers mystery and intrigue. If we all urinated together maybe the fantasy would not exist!

Anyway, I have to finish now as I need a pee!!!!

If anyone does require this kind of service then do give me some warning as I will need to drink a lot beforehand!

Have fun!!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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