What's in a name? Prose for Pros 46

It has many names, some friendly
Others not
It is desired by the majority of men
But I know there are some men
It sickens
But luckily not many

It has many flavours, some tasty
Others not
It is licked by the majority of men
But there are some men
It sickens
But luckily not many

It has many shapes, some beautiful
Others not
It is adored by the majority of men
But there are some men
It sickens
But luckily not many

It has many moods, some erotic
Others not
It is multi functional not always for men
But there are some
It sickens
But luckily not many

It has many names and many colours, it has many uses
It is desired by many
Lusted after by many
Craved and paid for by many
And it is feared
And it is thrust at
And it is groped
And it is abused
It is the ultimate toy
It is Toy Story 1, 2 and 3
And it is part of me
Part of me

It is my cunt
My bearded clam
My slit
My vagina
My cum dupster
My pit
My camel toe
My beaver
It is my fuzzy taco
My snake pit
It is my hole
My gash
My tunnel of love
It is my womanhood
My slime hole
My velvet underground
You can hire it, desire it
But it stays with me
It defines me
As it defines all women

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What's in a name? 2

I was thinking about cocks yesterday. I suppose that this should come as no surprise given the fact that I am an escort. I was, however, quite taken aback at the number of different names in English for the 'penis'. I then got to thinking about female genitalia and whether this area had as much attention when names were being given out. I do know, having lived in the UK, that 'cunt' is probably the most extreme taboo word. This word causes more tension and aggro than excitement. It is maybe the last taboo word to be accepted into literature and general writing. I have begun noticing it recently but it does appear to be frowned upon even nowadays.

Nonetheless. 'cunt' aside there are indeed many words that can be used when talking about female genitalia. Here are a few I have found:

• axe wound – badly wrapped kebab – bald man in a boat – bean – bearded clam – bearded oyster – beav – beaver – beefcurtain – beef curtain – birth cannon – blue waffle – box – bread – buju – camel's foot – camel toe – candy – chach – cha cha – cherry – chocha – cho-cho – chonch – choot – clit – clunge – cock – cooch – coochie – cookie – coosie – cooter – cuder – cunny – cunt – cunt punt – cutty – cut up – fanny – fish taco – flange – front bottom – fuck hole – fur burger – fur pie – gap – gash – growler – hair burger – hair pie – ham flap – ham wallet – hatchet wound – hoo-hoo – hot pocket – ill na-na – incision – jute – kitty – kooch – kuder – lip – lunchmeat – mangina – man in the boat – man in the boat, the – meat curtains – meat flap – meatwallet – meat wallet – minge – moose knuckle – muff – muffin – na-na – nappy dugout – neden – nookie – open wound – pink – pink canoe – pink sausage wallet – pink taco – pink velvet sausage wallet – piss flaps – pookie – poon – poonaner – poonani – poontang – poon tang pie – pootang – poo tang – pooter – pootie tang – promised land, the – punani – punanni – puss – pussy – putang – pu-tang – quif – quiff – quim – quivering mound of love pudding – roast beef – roast beef curtains – slit – smush mitten – snatch – snizz – soggy box – sprained vagina – tampon tunnel – tang – trim – tunnel of love – twat – twitchet – V – vadge – vag – vagoo – vajayjay – vertical smile – whispering eye – woo – woogit – wugget – wuss

I quite like 'roast beef curtains' and 'badly wrapped kebab'. After taking a look at these I then got to thinking about grafitti. This weather we are having has got me thinking a lot more as much of the time I am spending life indoors on my lonesome.

Well drawing cocks, as I mentioned in my last blog, occupies a lot of young men's time. I can just imagine the dialogue.

Marco 'Hey, Mario what you up to?'

Mario 'Nothin' much just drawing a big cock.'

Marco 'Wow, that's a nice one. I like the way you have made the muscles bulge on the side.'

Mario 'Yeah, pretty real that. I had to do the modelling.'

Marco 'Yeah thought I recognised it'

Mario 'You want to try.'

Marco ' Na, was thinking about drawing a cunt instead.'

Mario 'Draw it but don't you go saying that word again'

You don't find as many images of female genitalia as you do male when you wander around Rome and other Italian cities. I think it's mainly because the 'cock' is easier to draw. Here are a few images I have found.

And even an ancient one too!

And just to finish off, mine!

Must admit that after looking at the two pics above I much prefer to look at a nice cock. Well any cock! Cocks are much prettier to look at than a 'cunt'!