One of the greatest domestic appliances is the bidet. It is so special, so useful and so necessary. Now don't get me wrong new sweat when it is the result of a long, hard fuck is sensual. However, old sweat and unwashed sweat does not arouse me in anyway.
I have access to 4 bidets in my home. This may seem excessive but it does ensure a very clean down below. And a very clean down below is so important. Now given this statement I can hear the whispers of many Italians who have been to the UK, all hissing 'How did she cope in UK?'.
So for your information here is what wikipedia says about the bidet.
Bidet is a
French word for
pony (and in
Old French,
bider meant
to trot). This
etymology comes from the notion that one
rides a bidet much like a pony is ridden. In addition, the bidet is also referred to as the "garden hose."
[citation needed]
The
bidet appears to have been an invention of French
furniture makers in the late 17th century, although no exact date or
inventor is known. Theories exist that its inventor was Christophe Des Rosiers, furniture maker for the
French Royal Family, but Marc Andre Jacoud was also rumoured to have been the inventor.
[1][2] The earliest written reference to the bidet is in 1710 in Italy. By 1900, due to
plumbing improvements, the bidet (and
chamber pot) moved from the
bedroom to the bathroom. This was common in French palaces. The early 1980s saw the introduction of the electronic bidet from Korea and Japan, with names such as Bio Bidet, Biffy, and Gobidet. These have spray-hose attachments that connect to existing toilet arrangements — ideal for bathrooms lacking the space for both a separate bidet and toilet.
Bidets are primarily used to
wash and clean the genitalia,
perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the
body such as feet. Despite appearing similar to a
toilet, it would be more accurate to compare it to the
washbasin or
bathtub. Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterwards.
It is generally understood that the user should sit on a bidet facing the
tap and nozzle for washing the genitalia, and should sit with back to the tap and wall when washing the anus and buttocks. A dedicated towel or wipe is often available for drying.
A 20th century bidet (foreground)
Bidets are made in several designs. They may have one tap which pours (usually warm) water into a
china basin. The basin can be plugged and filled if necessary, or the water can be allowed to drain away. Other bidets have a
nozzle which propels an arc of water up into the air. This jet of water is angled to easily reach the perianal and genital area. Those types providing higher pressure offer a more thorough cleansing. The choice of materials may vary from easily cleaned stainless steel to the more common plastics used to manufacture household items.
Bidets are common bathroom fixtures in many
southern European countries, especially
Italy, where they are found in 97% of households, and
Portugal, where bidets are in the majority of flats.
[citation needed] Additionally, they are rather widespread, although not standard, in
France and
Spain, and are occasionally found in
Albania,
Croatia,
Slovenia,
Malta and
Greece.
Bidets can be found in some countries in the
Americas, especially in
South America, and are a standard feature of homes in
Argentina,
Paraguay and
Uruguay. They are common in
Arabic countries
[citation needed] in the
Middle East, such as
Iraq,
Kuwait,
Saudi Arabia,
Qatar, the
UAE, and in the
Maghreb, especially
Egypt and
Morocco. Much of
East Asia, particularly
Japan,
Bangladesh,
Thailand,
Vietnam, and
South Korea use bidets as well, but they are seen nowhere in China.
However, in some
Muslim countries and in
South-East Asia, bidets are less likely to be separate fixtures, as they are in Europe, but often are a small hose with a nozzle, similar to a sink sprayer, called a
health faucet. The sprayer-type bidets are sold to Muslims as "shataf," which permit the user to comply with
Islamic laws about using the toilet and the cultural preference of using water instead of paper.
You will note that Italy not France has the most bidets. Now an interesting debate could be had for the reasons for this. But what happened in the UK? Well its simple really.
All UK homes have baths and all have shower attachments that can be moved around to spray the bits of your body you want sprayed! So no problem really well apart from the silly sytem of having separate taps and having a terrible job getting the right water temperature!
Nonetheless, I do love the bidet, find it hard to live without a bidet and do spend a lot of my time on the bidet!
So if anyone wants to see my bidet or even see me on my bidet then get in touch.
dariax@hotmail.co.uk
0039 3281769818
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