Silence is golden!

A wee pee!

One common request I am frequently asked is  'do I do pee'. The obvious answer to that is 'yes' we all have to go. Nowadays, as an experienced escort I am well used to the term 'golden shower' but I remember that I was a little confused as to what I was meant to do when I first started escorting.

Now when it comes to peeing I am a firm believer in' it's better to give than to recieve'. You see a peeing game can happen in many ways.

1. My friend can pee and I can watch.

   2. I can pee and my friend can watch.

  3.I can pee over my friend. Yes!    

4. My friend can pee over me.

   5.My friend can drink my pee.

     6. I can drink my friend's pee.

7. We can do all 6!!!!!!

I must admit that I am happier with 1,2,3 and 5.

You see pee is not my cup of tea!

Nonetheless, taking part in a peeing game is not so easy as you may think. The first part is having enough pee to make it fun. This means preparation and if you are thinking of booking an escort for this kind of fun it is best to give at least 6 hours notice. The main reason for this is you have to drink a lot!

    

So, you are there with a full bladder and then comes the next problem. Women are not good at aiming and the wee seems to flood out. Men, on the other hand, seem to be able to aim and also have better control. Although sitting down on a few wet toilet seats I am not totally sure of this assessment!              

Now if your playmate is very keen on a drink, you have to get right up close. The photograph below illustrates an impossible aim for any female. You have to put your fanny right over the mouth and let go. This does a number of things. First there is a gargling sound and then a lot of what has burst out of you flows back from your friend's mouth and covers you. So both get a drenching and so any game involving peeing is best done in the bath!

                        

Here is me in the bath after such an activity.

Now one of the other problems with the pee game is just what my friend above has. Erections! I was slow to learn this, but peeing and erections are not part of the same scene. And if they are you get three times the mess!

I must admit that being peed on is sometime quite pleasurable. Firstly it is warm and secondly its wonderful to watch the face of the man firing it my way.

There are things, however, that I won't do. Drink pee is one. I know there are many articles on the web about urine being healthy and beneficial. But I think they are usually refering to your own. And I won't do that either!

And I cannot imagine  a restaurant like the one below being a great success if it really did dish out golden showers to customers. Or maybe this could be the next McDonalds!

I hope they have better loos for women than the one below.

So if you are having fantasies about 'golden showers' and are a little nervous to ask someone like me then don't be. It is an extremely common thing to want to do and is enjoyed by many. However, it is not a spur of the moment thing and it does take a lot more planning to organise and to fulfill than many other things adults get up to.

Have fun!!!!

Dariax

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