What's in a name?

Here is a photograph of a friend and myself having some fun with a strap on. Now many people think that this was invented for a 2 girl party but they would be wrong. I am positive that the strap on was invented by a man because he wanted his female friend to fuck him. And I do get asked to fuck a man. Most days in fact. So do not feel shy when asking for this service as I will not be shocked, horrified or think anything bad about you. I actually quite like the power of being in control and so enjoy shafting the pink one into the welcoming hole. It is also good for a man to be on the receiving end as some men when giving me anal can be rough. There is very much a method for anal sex and the beginning part of the game is the most important!

Unfortunately my strap on broke recently and I am left with a few vibrators to play with. If anyone is coming my way and has a spare bring it over. There are sex shops in Rome but in the main they are male dominated and although I am an escort I too can be very shy. But maybe the demand for the strap on will send me into one of these places soon.

Looking at the long pink thing flapping in front of my friend I am in fits of laughter. Men do have an interesting object to carry around with them. It must get in the way some times and I know from my many experiences it has a mind of its own. It can get hard at the wrong times and it can suddenly get soft at the right times. It is so more versatile and impressive than the female genitalia. It is no wonder it has been given so many names. Here is a funny clip I found with some of the names people have given to the wonderful penis.

http://www.madblast.com/funny/13185_penis-names.html

Here is a list

• Ankle-spanker
• Arrow
• Ass Twig
• Badger
• Banana
• Bang cock
• Bat 'n' Balls
• Baton
• Bazooka
• the beast
• Bob
• Carrot
• Cigar
• Cock
• Cucumber
• David
• Dick
• Digger Dog
• Ding-dong
• Drill Machine
• Engine cranker
• Family jewels
• Ferret
• Fire hydrant
• Fishing rod
• Flagpole
• Foah
• the Friendly Gnome
• Gigglestick
• Glue Stick
• the Grandma Chafer
• Gun
• Hole Hunter
• Hammer
• Hanging Johnny
• Heat-seeking moisture missile
• Horn
• Horse
• Hose
• Hot dog
• Hot Dick-ity dog
• Injection
• Jackhammer
• John Henry
• John Thomas
• Johnson
• Joystick
• Key
• Kidney-cracker
• Knob
• Legwarmer
• Lemon juicer
• Love whistle
• Magic wand
• Missile
• Mushroom
• Mutton-dagger
• Neck tie
• Nizzle
• Noob Toob
• Number 1
• Old blind Bob
• On button
• One-eyed monster
• One-eyed snake
• One-eyed trousertrout
• Organ
• Pecker
• Peter
• Pillar
• PlayStation 3
• Pocket rocket
• Popsicle
• Pork 'n' beans
• Pork sword
• Priest's only friend
• Ragin' Cajun
• Rocket
• Rod
• Rumpleforeskin
• Scepter
• Showerhead
• Skin-Flute
• Snake
• Snooch
• Sperm whale
• Spike
• Spire
• Sprayer
• Stick
• Super Soaker
• Syringe
• Tallywhacker
• Tank
• Third leg
• Tool
• Tower
• Trapezoid
• Triangle
• Trouser snake
• Trumpet
• Tube steak
• Vaginal Spelunker
• Viagra waster
• Wang
• Wazzu
• Weasel
• Weenie (Wiener)
• Yogurt cannon
• Zakaru

Italian does have quite a number of names but Italians enjoy drawing them more than talking about them. The graffiti penis has been around since man could draw. And if you are walking around Rome you are sure to see a good willy on both modern and ancient buildings. Here are some.

So if there is anyone out there keen to show me that wonderful, dangly muscle you have between your legs just get in touch. We can watch it grow, watch it fire and watch it slowly recede into a shadow of its former self.

Dariax

3281769818

dariax@hotmail.co.uk