Your bum looks better!

I had a playmate yesterday who had been to see me a few years ago. One thing he told me was that my bum looked better. He did not go into details because he was excited.

Now this statement could mean many things and most women think the same as me, so men out there learn.

This simple comment can conjure up many contrasting thoughts and here are a few that have zoomed through my head.

1. My bum was awful before!

2. My bum was nice before and now it is better.

3. My bum looks terrible and he is being ironic.

4. My bum looked sick before but now it looks well.

5. My bum was fat before and now it looks thinner.

6. My bum looked thin before and now it looks plumper.

7. Or maybe none of these. Maybe he was nervous and these words just jumped out but have no significance.

Yes, we are complicated creatures but treat us right and we can be quite easy to understand. So if you are visiting and want to compliment my bum, say something like

'Wow, Daria your bum looks magnificent what exercise have you been doing? Not that it wasn't gorgeous before, as it was, but now it is really touchable and adorable.'

So if anyone out there wants to take a look at my bum, that 'now looks better', get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

PS By the way I am not really this paranoid. It just came out that way. I actually like my bum and I know that men I have played with do too!