Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and they will think you need money!

I enjoy having fun and laughing. If anyone has ever visited me they will know that I enjoy myself. I am from Naples! A city that has produced some of Italy's greatest comic.

Anyway, sometimes I laugh when I should not be laughing. A a few years ago I was attending my local Catholic Church. It was an English Catholic Church so  I was singing. The English love to sing in church! Well as I lifted my eyes heavenwards I noticed on a balcony above my left eye the organist. He was alight with movement. Well as he moved I noticed something very faimilar. So familiar that I could not take my eyes off him. And as he turned to reveal his profile I suddenly started to giggle. A few heads turned my way so I tried to giggle inwards rather than outwards.

The organist was familiar as we had made music together the day before. The organist had an organ that I was well acquainted with. His organ had been inside me!!!

I would have loved him to see me as I am sure he would have enjoyed the moment too but he was wrapped up in his playing and was unavailable.

I like funny things like this. I am not really a jokes person but like funny stories and situations. Nonetheless, I have been looking at a few cartoon about prostitutes/escorts and have picked a few that makes me laugh. I hope they make you laugh too!

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

Why was the commemorative postage stamp for prostitution unpopular?
It cost an extra 10 cents if you wanted to lick it. 

Why do prostitutes wear knickers?
To keep their ankles warm

 Two prostitutes were talking.
  "We're in the best business in the world," said one.
  "Why's that?" said the other.
  "Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!"

  The new hooker just finished her first trick and when she came back
down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear
the details.
  She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
  "Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
  She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he
didn't have that much". "So I told him a blow job would be $75, but
he didn't have that much either". "Finally I said, well, how much
do you have"? The marine said that he only had $25.
  The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can give you is a hand job"
  He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said " he
pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above
the first and then the first hand above the second hand....."
  "Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge"! " then what
did you do?"
  "I loaned him $75!" she said.

If anyone has an organ that needs some playing with get in touch. I may not be a pianist but I am definitely a penist ( I am not sure there is such a word)!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818



By the way, you will always score with me.  So always open for dinner dates or even a salsa night!