What do you do?

When at social gatherings of any kind one of the most common questions is, 'What do you do?'.

It is at best a difficult one to answer honestly. I like to be honest and do not like lying but find telling people that 'I regularly get fucked' is not a response to make me popular. Well not with the ladies. Maybe with the men it would make me more popular.

I have frequently tried to think up a few ways of having a good answer with a little bit of truth in it.

Here are a few of my favourite responses to 'What do you do?'

• I am in the import and export business. Things come in and things go out

• I work in the Leisure Industry. It is true, I do lie about relaxing with people 

• I  work in the Care Industry. I care about people and soothe their pent up frustrations.

• I work in Construction. I watch things go up and also watch them come down.

• I work in Lingerie. I do, I generally wear only a pair of panties and bra!

• I am in Mining. I help people enter holes and also help them get out.

• I am a Banker. I take large deposits.

• I am a Marriage Counsellor. I listen  to tales of difficult relationships and give friendly advice.

• I am a Politician. I tell people they are wonderful when they are not. And when I am not wonderful I blame it on them too!

• I am an attacking Footballer. I score regulary and always take my shirt off.

• I am a Doctor. I tell people to undress and to lie on the couch.

And finally 

• I am a housewife. This is the only job where the conversation ends and I get no more questions and so maybe it is the best response. Maybe the world fails to understand the things a good housewife gets up to!!!!!

Now I am happy to do any job you suggest. I like to work hard, to sweat and to feel I have completed a hard day's work. Get in touch if you have any job you wanting done!!!!

0039 3281769818

dariax@hotmail.co.uk