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mercoledì 27 aprile 2016

A Room With a View

A Room with A View

It was not a beautiful room
Functional, clean and acceptable
There was a bathroom, a big bathroom
Bidet, shower and good, hot water

The bed was large, not king-size
But big enough for 2
And sometimes three
It was often used

There was a room before the bedroom
It was usually bare, like me
Except for a table and 2 chairs
It led to the bedroom

There was a balcony, seldom used
That looked out onto a big garden
It was a pretty view
But nobody really wanted to look

By the side of the bed
Was a music centre
It played to drown out my noises
I am often loud when fucked

The music was often English
And frequently the same
It was background music
And only a few visitors were interested

And by the bed, a bedside cabinet
Where I kept my condoms and toys
And sometimes massage oil
If it was needed

It seldom was as my visitor
Wanted to be in
With his tongue, cock and finger
And I was happy to oblige

There was a chair
Where playmates heaped their clothes
Some folded them neatly
Others too much in a rush to bother

From the bed I could look in the bathroom
It was green and spacious
Some action took place here
But more often than not it was just for washing

It was a quiet, secluded room
Peaceful and ordinary
Looking at it now
You would never believe the things
That took place inside

But there are some of us who do!!!! ;-)

domenica 29 luglio 2012

What do you do?

When at social gatherings of any kind one of the most common questions is, 'What do you do?'.

It is at best a difficult one to answer honestly. I like to be honest and do not like lying but find telling people that 'I regularly get fucked' is not a response to make me popular. Well not with the ladies. Maybe with the men it would make me more popular.

I have frequently tried to think up a few ways of having a good answer with a little bit of truth in it.

Here are a few of my favourite responses to 'What do you do?'


  • I am in the import and export business. Things come in and things go out


  • I work in the Leisure Industry. It is true, I do lie about relaxing with people 


  • I  work in the Care Industry. I care about people and soothe their pent up frustrations.


  • I work in Construction. I watch things go up and also watch them come down.

  • I work in Lingerie. I do, I generally wear only a pair of panties and bra!

  • I am in Mining. I help people enter holes and also help them get out.

  • I am a Banker. I take large deposits.

  • I am a Marriage Counsellor. I listen  to tales of difficult relationships and give friendly advice.

  • I am a Politician. I tell people they are wonderful when they are not. And when I am not wonderful I blame it on them too!


  • I am an attacking Footballer. I score regulary and always take my shirt off.

  • I am a Doctor. I tell people to undress and to lie on the couch.

And finally 

  • I am a housewife. This is the only job where the conversation ends and I get no more questions and so maybe it is the best response. Maybe the world fails to understand the things a good housewife gets up to!!!!!

Now I am happy to do any job you suggest. I like to work hard, to sweat and to feel I have completed a hard day's work. Get in touch if you have any job you wanting done!!!!

0039 3281769818

dariax@hotmail.co.uk