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mercoledì 27 aprile 2016

A Room With a View

A Room with A View

It was not a beautiful room
Functional, clean and acceptable
There was a bathroom, a big bathroom
Bidet, shower and good, hot water

The bed was large, not king-size
But big enough for 2
And sometimes three
It was often used

There was a room before the bedroom
It was usually bare, like me
Except for a table and 2 chairs
It led to the bedroom

There was a balcony, seldom used
That looked out onto a big garden
It was a pretty view
But nobody really wanted to look

By the side of the bed
Was a music centre
It played to drown out my noises
I am often loud when fucked

The music was often English
And frequently the same
It was background music
And only a few visitors were interested

And by the bed, a bedside cabinet
Where I kept my condoms and toys
And sometimes massage oil
If it was needed

It seldom was as my visitor
Wanted to be in
With his tongue, cock and finger
And I was happy to oblige

There was a chair
Where playmates heaped their clothes
Some folded them neatly
Others too much in a rush to bother

From the bed I could look in the bathroom
It was green and spacious
Some action took place here
But more often than not it was just for washing

It was a quiet, secluded room
Peaceful and ordinary
Looking at it now
You would never believe the things
That took place inside

But there are some of us who do!!!! ;-)

venerdì 1 aprile 2016

I cannot forget DariaX

She is part of me
A big part
She helped me explore
My sexuality
To understand men's needs
And deeds

DariaX made me more confident
When naked
And clothed
But more when naked
Naked and being loved
And fucked

She took me to hotels
And places I may have never visited
To special places
And she was exciting
And she was excited
And she was me


domenica 13 dicembre 2015

We all look ridiculous with our pants around our ankles!

I've had moments with managers
I've had polite politicians
I've had desirable doctors
And caring chefs

I've had busy times with businessmen
I've had tender teachers
I've had sexy solicitors
And active accountants

I've had jealous journalists
I've had a good fucking from footballers
I've had attentive actors
And protesting policemen

But when their pants are around their ankles
I have to laugh
They are the same
And all as ridiculous as each other

And that is often what sex is
X
So just enjoy
Don't give sermons

domenica 22 novembre 2015

The umbrella would not open

It was a grey day
An English grey
Smudged and smeared
Blacks and whites
Scythed the skies
And mottled shades of
Dark and light
Sank into the horizon
And lay in wait
For the morrow

The night ejected the grey
Like a smoker's breakfast smoke
And street lights haze
Made angels appear
And the floating whites
Of car headlights oft dazzled
And splattered the pavement
Spotlighting dog shit drying
As moonlight spat

And the spits became splodges
And hair dampened
Dripping over my face
Smudging mascara
And revealing a nocturnal warrior
Intent on being dry
But revelling in the damp
The umbrella snapped into action
But would not open

A broken umbrella
Like an unfulfilled life
Hanging around in useless anticipation
For something, but inert
And the rain only deepens
The frustration
Of getting wetter
But carrying a weapon
Of the past

giovedì 24 aprile 2014

Thank God for Men!!!! Prose for Pros 37


They are amazing
They are predictable
They are reassuring
They are delectable

They are fun
They are generous
They are loving
They are kind

They are pleasure givers
Pleasure seekers
Pleasure makers
And a pleasure

They are forthright
They are all night
They are seldom right
They are always bright

They are not a puzzle
They are not complex
They are basic
And just want sex

And more importantly they never get bored with sex and with looking at a female bum, female tits and of course a female cunt.


And I am so happy about that. What would the world be without them????

I salute you all. Thanks for the pleasure of your company.

And I love to be pleasured!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

giovedì 27 marzo 2014

The Rome Cowboy- Prose for Pros 29


The Roman Cowboy

He came along my drive
Sauntering, trying to be casual
Collar turned up, eyes darting
Clint Eastwood without the cheroot

He gave me a look over, not a glance
And kissed my cheeks, he smelt nervous
I escorted him upstairs, me in front
He grabbed my arse roughly as we walked

He was a Roman cowboy quick on the drawers
He was naked in seconds, me too
He had quick hands, but no gunslinger
He had a loaded barrel but only one shot

He lay next to me and smiled, his first real smile
He was now less of a cowboy, less Clint
More a relaxed, satiated man
And I liked him better, but now I wanted to be the cowgirl

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

mercoledì 15 agosto 2012

Fruit and Vegetables are good for you!


When I was a young girl my mother was always insistent that I ate up all my greens. I needed fruit and vegetables to grow.


 It was strange, therefore, to find out when I reached an older age that fruit and vegetables could be used for other things!!!!


I mean some fruit and vegetables are definitely the right shape and size.

Have I tried it? Yes, I have! Did I enjoy it? It was fun but not an earthshaking experience.


Take bananas as an example. These are the most obvious fruit to insert into a vagina.


You have to insert these with the skin on as without the skin on the flesh of the banana becomes very mushy and uncomfortable. It is fun that a friend eats the banana when this happens!!!!


The most famous vegetable to insert into your special place is the cucumber. It is large and the right shape. However, it is green and I always think I am being fucked by an alien.


Sex is fun. And if you enjoy fruit and vegetables, if you are a vegetarian, then go ahead and fuck them. I myself am not totally into it. They are like vibrators. Ok when you do not have the real thing. But I prefer the real thing.


If you want to give me the real thing then get in touch. It would be great to have some hot sex!!!!


dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818