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I baked him Shepherd's Pie

It's strange to cook English food
I mean, what is English food?
I mean what?
But a recipe arrived
And I followed the instructions
I went by the book
I read word for word
A pinch was a pinch
And a tablespoon a tablespoon
But the result was tasteless, insipid
Yes, insipid
He said this was English food
Functional not tasty
A Protestant feast
But he said I had missed one ingredient
'Love'
And he was right
A recipe without 'love' is not a recipe
A dish without 'love' is not a dish
And without 'love', life is insipid.

Mirror, mirror on the wall.....

'Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who was the very best fuck of all?'
'It's difficult to tell as you seemed to enjoy
Most of them
Or you made the right noises!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who gave me the best orgasm of all'?
'It's difficult to tells as you were often loud
Does loud mean good?
Or were you just making the right noises?'

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who had the very best cock of all?'
It is difficult to tell as you hid
Most of them inside you
And all of them made the right noises!'

'Mirror mirror on the wall
It was you who fucked me best of all
You gave me the best orgasm
And you had the best cock
I know because I loved watching you.'

What's in a name? Prose for Pros 47

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What happens? Prose for Pros 42

What happens?

What happens when my fan man doesn't fan
My Swiss jazz player doesn't play
When my man from Milan doesn't text
And nobody is next

What happens when my Thursday fuck...Fucks Off
My orchid man sends petals elsewhere
When my Alitalia pilot flies South
And nobody rings

What happens when M no longer buys lingerie
When Marco marries
When my salami maker takes his sausage elsewhere
And nobody texts

What happens when Wilf no longer wants Milf
When there's no HappyFunGuy to take erotic pics
When Lord John no longer aPEERs
And Adultwork is quiet

What happens when young men no longer want to lose their virginity
When older men no longer want to rekindle passion
When men away from home no longer want company
And nobody shares my bed

What happens is that I smile
I remember, I dream and I salute
The trembling hands, the rampant cocks, the darting tongue
I am, I was and always will be DariaX
A good friend to many!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Do I want another coffee? Prose for Pros 39

I like Coffee!

The phone rings and there is a
Charming pleasant voice
Asking questions about me
And things that I do
And do I want a coffee?

The e-mail box indicates there is
A message, well written, eloquent
Asking me to do things
Some unusual things
And do I want a coffee?

The phone vibrates
There is a short  suggestive message
Asking me about my panties
My breasts and sometimes more
And do I want a coffee?

I do like coffee
I like Italian coffee
Strong and with a kick
But I only take it in the morning
Before 3pm
Sex however, I take all day!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Thank God for Men!!!! Prose for Pros 37

They are amazing
They are predictable
They are reassuring
They are delectable

They are fun
They are generous
They are loving
They are kind

They are pleasure givers
Pleasure seekers
Pleasure makers
And a pleasure

They are forthright
They are all night
They are seldom right
They are always bright

They are not a puzzle
They are not complex
They are basic
And just want sex

And more importantly they never get bored with sex and with looking at a female bum, female tits and of course a female cunt.

And I am so happy about that. What would the world be without them????

I salute you all. Thanks for the pleasure of your company.

And I love to be pleasured!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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A kiss is bliss! Prose for Pros 28

Liplocks and lovebites

You can kiss me
I like it
You can kiss me here
And here
And definitely there

You can use your tongue
I like it
Your tongue can go here
And here
And definitely there

You can kiss me hard
I like it
Kiss me hard here
And here
And definitely there

But don't leave any marks
Please don't leave any red stains
Please no visual reminders
I will remember you here
And definitely there

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Prose For Pros 27-The sound of pleasure!

Fanny Farts (Vagina Farts for USA readers)

They are amusing, they are uncontrollable
They can be loud they can be sudden
They can surprise and they can amuse
They can embarrass and confuse
They puff and fizz,  scream and whizz

They are created by air, compressed by a rampant cock
A pump, pumping up a hole, my hole
A hole enlarging with ease
As the human piston drives in and out
Out and in, the fun ride

And then after a rapid, rough treatment
The vagina engorged and enlivened
Lets out its delight in a gush of wind
A surge of energy that informs the world
That I've been truly fucked

I've been ravished and rammed
Taken forcefully and slammed
The fart falls from a wet crevice
Swooning and swaying, and in wind music saying
Thank you

Royal Tattoo!

I have noticed that quite a few escorts have tattoos and or piercings. Now I haven't got anything against either but apart from my ears I dont think I could have another part of my body pierced and I am not keen on having a tattoo.

 But do men find them sexy?

Do men look for women with tattoos or women with interesting piercings?

I have met a number of men who have piercings.

The tongue and the lips are relatively common but I have met one or two with a cock stud and also some with pierced nipples. Now i think of tattoos and piercings as an accessory. They can illuminate a part of the body. So why have your cock pierced? It is not, unless you are a flasher, a part of the body you show off in public.

I must admit I was intrigued with the cock stud. It was large and gold and went through the top end of his cock. Men with cock studs are very proud of their piercing. And the reason being, obviously, is that they do not have an opportunity to show and talk to someone about it.I must admit I was fascinated to see it removed prior to sex and it did seem to turn him on.

I do know a number of women who have a tongue piercing. They believe that it helps them give a better blow job. Now I am yet to hear, read etc any evidence from those getting the blow job that it was any better than one given by someone without a piercing!

Tattoos are very common nowadays. Everyone below the age of 30 seems to have one and there are some with a body full. Women too!

And I have seen a few tattoos on women and men that are close to their private parts.

Now I am a flirt, exhibitionist and have no problem going naked in public but I would be a bit embarrassed going to a stranger and asking him to pierce my labia.

Same when it comes to tattoos. Having 'Made in Italy' on my bum would be fun but I am sure I would be red faced asking for it.

And it is not just the embarrassment. You pay a lot of money for tattoos and piercings and from all accounts it is very painful. And I imagine in the private regions it would be doubly so. Embarrassment, pain and expense may be ok for some but it is not for Dariax. I can maybe do with one at a time but not all 3!!!

So if there is anyone out there who can say a piercing or tattoo has greatly improved their sex life then let me know. I am intrigued!

And also, if there is anyone who wants to show their piercing and/or tattoo to an escort well get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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