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Windows

Windows

What window are you?
Do you hide those looking in?
Or those looking out?

Many people obscure,
They erect blinds
And curtains are drawn

However, you can see through me
I am tainted and torn
But continue to darken the light

I create shadows
That men hide in
And where I'm hiding now

The window was opened
And now it's shut
The paintwork making a seal

Leaves

Autumn Leaves

Yellow and browns, the autumn outfit
Some want to sparkle
And throw on the red dress
The very red dress
The dress that means I want action
But most settle for brown and yellowish shades

None remain blemish free
But most contain the stains of a summer party
Some cling to the past like a leech
Even October winds cannot induce a fall
They wave defiantly above the carpet of friends
Who once created summer shade
And a respite from August heat

But like all, they will fall
As winter's chill knocks and grey skies plough the heavens
The last leaf falls, dropping like a tired child's eyelids
After an exciting day
But already life is stirring within the sturdy trunk
The life blood of tomorrow's leaves stir
Slightly, awaiting spring and a new passage of time
A passage of time when the leaves of Fall
Are quickly forgotten
And all looks forward to the blossom and the buds

Where do men and women masturbate????

Men and women have similar interests and desires when it comes to sex. The only difference is that women, due to most societies designs and demands, are expected  to be less into it. In some cultures they even remove a part of our anatomy that makes sex really enjoyable!

I know from experience that men seem to wank everywhere and often want to be seen doing it. Often I get a request to go on cam and when I do there is a man at his computer 'knuckle shuffling' away. I have not got anything against it but don't like to be watching it all day, which is something that could happen if I accepted all requests to cam. So I do not cam so please do not get upset if I never accept your offer to watch you play!

Nonetheless, I could never imagine a woman masturbating and then asking a stranger to watch. Now I have masturbated on cam and I have enjoyed it but it is not something I get off on and want to do regularly. And I think this is the difference between men and women.

 Women are just as sexual as men but are able to concentrate on other things.

 Men seem to be wired to think of nothing else. Here is something I found written by a woman on a forum I often look at. She is responding to the question, how often do you masturbate?

Every day. I can't claim to be as horny as a man, I only do it every day because it feels good and it puts me to sleep almost immediately. It's obvious it must be significantly different for men. I can't imagine it invading my day in the way that it seems to for men, ie when I'm going about my day, most situations are very non-sexual to me. Like at work I never think about sex, and I can't understand being driven to extremes like sex in a park or something.

Masturbating is for me the same as urinating. Women seem to have more control on both. Women pee into the toilet men seem to pee everwhere but the toilet. Women masturbate when there is nothing to do, men masturbate when there is something to do! But there is the same desire to pee and to masturbate in both sexes but women seem to be organised about both.

I give you one example of this. A good example. You know if you read these blogs that I often go to Capacotta to sunbathe. When sunbathing I will doze off and often wake up to three or four men scattered around me, newspaper or something similar covering their cocks, and masturbating. Now I could never imagine a woman doing this. I often see lovely bodies on the beach and I swear my hand never moves to my clitoris and to start jiggling away. I enjoy the view and maybe put it into my memory banks so at sometime when the moment is right I can enjoy jiggling my little acorn.

Women do masturbate, they do enjoy masturbating and they often masturbate.That's why we have fingers!

If you would like to masturbate with me let me know.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Laughter is the next best thing to sex!

Yesterday I had a lovely time with an Italian man, I will call him 'S', who was an excellent.companion in horizontal pursuits!  Anyway, we had some fun and then whilst we were lying naked together he suddenly looked at me and said, 'oh, I forgot to mention that on the way to the hotel I did look for youjr virginity but I have not found it'. It was a funny moment and very revealing. He was an avid reader of my blogs!

 I am beginning to realise that much of this blog's readership is Italian. This is very good for me and I hope it will also help my Italian readership practce their English. I am providing a reputable service!

Now one of the hardest things to understand in a second language is humour. Often humour includes words that have double meanings or it uses a lot of slang. So there are lots of things to make it confusing. So today, as the weather has been awful lately, I will include some of the jokes that make me laugh and hopefully you will enjoy too!


Here is a good one for any Italian, it has religion and sex!!!!!

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!" 

Any good?

Here is an awful joke!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? 

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

And here is another

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the
evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at
it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,
takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,
jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the
performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.
The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.
So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed...and finds four
Chinese men.



And finally,

Escort girl riddle

Do you know why there is no hair around a whore's pussy ? 

Well have you seen grass growing on a highway ?

So if there is anyone wanting to cum and tell me a few jokes then get in touch. 

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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What has Cypriot banks got to do with escorting?

I think we can all learn from the crisis in Cyprus. Even little ol' me! And what can we learn?

1. Well if a friend deposited his cock in my vagina he would want all of it back!

2. You never worry about small deposits!

3. You never shut up shop on a weekend and leave clients frustrated.

4. If someone puts something in let them take it out.

5. Let them take it out when they want!

6. Never give credit!

But what Cyprus debacle has highlighted is the old adage 'When you lose trust you lose everything!'. It is the same for banking as it is for all relationships. In all partnerships you need trust. I need to trust you and you need to trust me. Trust is everything. Once you have it everything goes well. You can relax, have fun and enjoy life!

I am a very trusting and trustworthy escort. It is a pity banks are not likewise!

Hands off Cyprus but hands on me!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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