One of the most popular Sports in the world! No not sex, cricket!

Harold Pinter, one of the best playwrights of the last century loved cricket. For me this didn't and doesn't make sense. Pinter is great but cricket isn't.

I have watched cricket and I have even played cricket, but I am still as confused as I was when I was a naive young woman living in Naples!

Cricket does not make sense and maybe that is why the English like it.

 This would be a good explanation but quite a few other countries love it too.

 It is the national sport of India, Pakistan and Sri Lanka so a lot of people do play it, do enjoy it and do get excited about it!

There are a few good things about cricket which I do enjoy.

1 The game is played in the summer and you can get a tan watching it!
2. The game is usually played in a very picturesque place!

3. You can do lots of things whilst the game is on. Reading, listening to music and still keep an eye on the game. Cricket is so slow!
4. Men look very handsome in white!

There are lots of things that I don't like. Here are a few.

1. I thought the offside rule at football was bad but understanding cricket rules is just impossible. I think all the people who say they understand the rules are 'fibbing'!
2. The game is so slow.
3. When the sun comes out you cannot sunbathe naked. Well you can but you will probably be told to leave the ground!
4. It is difficult to get good food and you have to be there all day!!!!!
5. The matches between countries are called test matches. They last 5 days! And after playing for 5 days you may not even get a result!

At the moment England is playing Australia. This is like a Lazio v Roma derby game. The tournament is called 'The Ashes' and the winner gets a very small cup filled with ashes!

The tournament will be watched by millions of people but people in Italy will not know it is taking place.

Now if there is anyone who wants to teach me some cricket rules or even to let me play with their middle wicket, well get in touch. I play well on the 'off side' and on the 'on side'!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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I am what I am!

I am an escort as you know.

What you also know is that I am a sun lover. I enjoy exposing my body to the sun and to getting an all over tan. Yesterday I lay in the garden and I did enjoy myself.

 However, I was not totally nude as my next door neighbour keeps having a look. Which is not a problem if it is a male but this one is female and thinks I should be more careful with what I reveal!

Anyway, I am hoping to get down to Capacotta a few times this week. However, I am very keen to play too so get in touch if you want to see the colour of my tan!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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G8 Sex!!!!!!

 Canada

Prime Minister Stephen Harper

 France

President François Hollande

 Germany

Chancellor Angela Merkel

 Italy

Prime Minister Enrico Letta

 Japan

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe

 Russia

President Vladimir Putin

 United Kingdom

Prime Minister David Cameron

President of the G8 for 2013

 United States of America

President Barack Obama

Now can you imagine having these people over for a sex party. G8 as you know is an abbreviation for 'great' and I would be expecting great things from these very powerful men. But I doubt it! Merkel might want to play the 'greedy woman' but she may end up being very frustrated.

 It is my experience that the men who have great success in life are not always good at fucking. This is for a number of reasons.

1. Low sex drive. Most males when they get to 13 and 14 lock into sex big time and forget everything else. They cannot think of anything but sex. Sex takes over their life. Some males, however, do not have a sex drive but are driven in other ways. Having most of their competitors diverted at an important age is one reason they succeed!!!

2. They are often too busy and too tired for sex!

3. They cannot relax when having sex.They think their sex partner will go off and tell the world. And many do!

4. Often power in politics etc compensates for power elsewhere. It is amazing how many important males like the idea of humilaition. So Merkel would be exhausted at the end of the evening not through sex play but from the pain she has inflicted.

Nonetheless, it would be very amusing to have a G8 meeting totally devoted to SEX. The aim was to ensure that all in the world was having a great sex life. Sex often brings happiness and contentment so not a bad thing to discuss. Here is what may result from such a meeting.

1) Bottled viagra water. This can be bought anywhere and would be stocked in the alcohol section of a shop to keep it away from minors!

2) It would be illegal for a woman to say 'NO' to a male with an erection.

3) It would be illegal for a male to have sex with a woman without giving the female an orgasm.

4) Sex areas to be made freely available on all beaches.

5) A freely available porn channel that becomes available to all males and females on their 18th birthday.

6) Paid sex is available and legal for things most women are not keen on doing.

7) Everyone has a right to lose their virginity when they  want after their 18th birthday. Classes and role playing sessions will be freely available to all.

Now if you do want G8 sex get in touch. 

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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Rough Sex!

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What's on the menu???????

Have you been to a restaurant where they have spent a lot of time and energy on their menu. They have their own names for the dishes which is usually followed by a very descriptive explanation. Something like:

Ostia Heaven- A soft fruity ice cream, made from natural products and offering the taste of local, seasonal fruits.

So I was thinking if I had to offer a menu for the services I render what would it look like.

 Well first the cover would be in the shape of a very large penis. Sorry if this is a bit crude, but I do like erect penises!!!!

The place would be called  'Mouthful'.

Now for starters there would definitely be two things on the menu.

Liplock Surprise- Here our lips engage and when you are least expecting it a tongue will glide into your mouth,

Sponge Bob- Here I sit you on the bidet and let my skillful hands slowly soap your penis and anus.

Both starters would definitely get you in the mood for the second course.

Spaghetti Hands- This is where I allow you to explore every part of my body. Your arms will twirl me around and wet my lust.

In Italy we never like to rush our courses and I want us both to be really prepared and ready for the main course.

Rump Steak-This is where you stimulate my anus and then push your cock inside my back passage opening. At the same time your fingers will be enjoying the increasing wetness of my vagina!

Welcome Plaice- There is one orifice that always enjoys a rough embrace and which will constantly crave attention. My cunt will be ready and willing in whatever position you find exciting and possible!

Dessert

Body Massage Supreme- You will now be a trifle exhausted and so I will rub oil on your torso and will roll aound on top of you, hopefully obtaining a glimpse and touch of a re-emerging weapon that will be used on me again.

Drinks

There are some clientele who like to partake of a Daria home brew. This is available on demand.

What do you think? Is it a place worth visiting? If so get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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PS And now the answers to the quiz from my last blog.

1. BJ -    BLOW JOB
2.BBJ  - BUKKAKE BLOW JOB
3.BBBJ- BAREBACK BLOW JOB
4.BBBJTCWS-  BAREBACK BLOW JOB TO COMPLETION WITH SWALLOWING
5.CBJ -COVERED BLOW JOB
6.CIM -  COME IN MOUTH
7.FW- FRENCH WITH
8.FWO -FRENCH WITH OUT
9.DATY- DINING AT THE YIK  This is where I have some fun, you lick me!!!
10. O .  ORAL

Isn't sex getting very complicated!

I had a bill from vodafone yesterday and to understand it you definitely need a university degree. I know that for this company to have people not undertsanding the bill is part of the strategy. But sex has to be understood and to be transparent. So why isn't it!

Take for example oral sex. Bill Clinton had his cock sucked but he claimed it was not sex!!!! Wow! Here was his justification.

With that, Clinton may have been given the room to offer a technically "true" denial to the question of whether he had sex with Lewinsky--even if she happened to perform fellatio on him. The truncated definition characterizes sex in terms of a checklist of body parts, including the genitals, breast and thigh. Oral sex would not necessarily require the President to touch anything on Lewinsky that appears on that list. Strange as it may sound, under one reading of the definition, Lewinsky could have been having sex with him (because she was "touching" the President's genitals) while at the same moment, he was not having sex with her. (At the deposition, Clinton wasn't asked if she had sexual relations with him, just if he had them with her.) Isn't the law a wonderfully intricate device?

But this blog is not about Mr Clinton but it is about oral sex. I am amazed how many abbreviations we have connected with oral sex.

So here is a quiz and I will put the answers to it on my next blog.

 All you have to do is tell me what the abbreviations mean. Easy??? And I can assure you I never made them up!

1. BJ
2.BB
3.BBBJ
4.BBBJTCWS
5.CBJ
6.CIM
7.FW
8.FWO
9.DATY
10. O

So there we have it. And there are probably many more. 

If you need me, get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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