G8 Sex!!!!!!

 Canada

Prime Minister Stephen Harper

 France

President François Hollande

 Germany

Chancellor Angela Merkel

 Italy

Prime Minister Enrico Letta

 Japan

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe

 Russia

President Vladimir Putin

 United Kingdom

Prime Minister David Cameron

President of the G8 for 2013

 United States of America

President Barack Obama

Now can you imagine having these people over for a sex party. G8 as you know is an abbreviation for 'great' and I would be expecting great things from these very powerful men. But I doubt it! Merkel might want to play the 'greedy woman' but she may end up being very frustrated.

 It is my experience that the men who have great success in life are not always good at fucking. This is for a number of reasons.

1. Low sex drive. Most males when they get to 13 and 14 lock into sex big time and forget everything else. They cannot think of anything but sex. Sex takes over their life. Some males, however, do not have a sex drive but are driven in other ways. Having most of their competitors diverted at an important age is one reason they succeed!!!

2. They are often too busy and too tired for sex!

3. They cannot relax when having sex.They think their sex partner will go off and tell the world. And many do!

4. Often power in politics etc compensates for power elsewhere. It is amazing how many important males like the idea of humilaition. So Merkel would be exhausted at the end of the evening not through sex play but from the pain she has inflicted.

Nonetheless, it would be very amusing to have a G8 meeting totally devoted to SEX. The aim was to ensure that all in the world was having a great sex life. Sex often brings happiness and contentment so not a bad thing to discuss. Here is what may result from such a meeting.

1) Bottled viagra water. This can be bought anywhere and would be stocked in the alcohol section of a shop to keep it away from minors!

2) It would be illegal for a woman to say 'NO' to a male with an erection.

3) It would be illegal for a male to have sex with a woman without giving the female an orgasm.

4) Sex areas to be made freely available on all beaches.

5) A freely available porn channel that becomes available to all males and females on their 18th birthday.

6) Paid sex is available and legal for things most women are not keen on doing.

7) Everyone has a right to lose their virginity when they  want after their 18th birthday. Classes and role playing sessions will be freely available to all.

Now if you do want G8 sex get in touch. 

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818