What's on the menu???????

Have you been to a restaurant where they have spent a lot of time and energy on their menu. They have their own names for the dishes which is usually followed by a very descriptive explanation. Something like:

Ostia Heaven- A soft fruity ice cream, made from natural products and offering the taste of local, seasonal fruits.

So I was thinking if I had to offer a menu for the services I render what would it look like.

 Well first the cover would be in the shape of a very large penis. Sorry if this is a bit crude, but I do like erect penises!!!!

The place would be called  'Mouthful'.

Now for starters there would definitely be two things on the menu.

Liplock Surprise- Here our lips engage and when you are least expecting it a tongue will glide into your mouth,

Sponge Bob- Here I sit you on the bidet and let my skillful hands slowly soap your penis and anus.

Both starters would definitely get you in the mood for the second course.

Spaghetti Hands- This is where I allow you to explore every part of my body. Your arms will twirl me around and wet my lust.

In Italy we never like to rush our courses and I want us both to be really prepared and ready for the main course.

Rump Steak-This is where you stimulate my anus and then push your cock inside my back passage opening. At the same time your fingers will be enjoying the increasing wetness of my vagina!

Welcome Plaice- There is one orifice that always enjoys a rough embrace and which will constantly crave attention. My cunt will be ready and willing in whatever position you find exciting and possible!

Dessert

Body Massage Supreme- You will now be a trifle exhausted and so I will rub oil on your torso and will roll aound on top of you, hopefully obtaining a glimpse and touch of a re-emerging weapon that will be used on me again.

Drinks

There are some clientele who like to partake of a Daria home brew. This is available on demand.

What do you think? Is it a place worth visiting? If so get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

PS And now the answers to the quiz from my last blog.

1. BJ -    BLOW JOB
2.BBJ  - BUKKAKE BLOW JOB
3.BBBJ- BAREBACK BLOW JOB
4.BBBJTCWS-  BAREBACK BLOW JOB TO COMPLETION WITH SWALLOWING
5.CBJ -COVERED BLOW JOB
6.CIM -  COME IN MOUTH
7.FW- FRENCH WITH
8.FWO -FRENCH WITH OUT
9.DATY- DINING AT THE YIK  This is where I have some fun, you lick me!!!
10. O .  ORAL