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venerdì 13 settembre 2013

Where do men and women masturbate????

Men and women have similar interests and desires when it comes to sex. The only difference is that women, due to most societies designs and demands, are expected  to be less into it. In some cultures they even remove a part of our anatomy that makes sex really enjoyable!


I know from experience that men seem to wank everywhere and often want to be seen doing it. Often I get a request to go on cam and when I do there is a man at his computer 'knuckle shuffling' away. I have not got anything against it but don't like to be watching it all day, which is something that could happen if I accepted all requests to cam. So I do not cam so please do not get upset if I never accept your offer to watch you play!


Nonetheless, I could never imagine a woman masturbating and then asking a stranger to watch. Now I have masturbated on cam and I have enjoyed it but it is not something I get off on and want to do regularly. And I think this is the difference between men and women.


 Women are just as sexual as men but are able to concentrate on other things.


 Men seem to be wired to think of nothing else. Here is something I found written by a woman on a forum I often look at. She is responding to the question, how often do you masturbate?

Every day. I can't claim to be as horny as a man, I only do it every day because it feels good and it puts me to sleep almost immediately. It's obvious it must be significantly different for men. I can't imagine it invading my day in the way that it seems to for men, ie when I'm going about my day, most situations are very non-sexual to me. Like at work I never think about sex, and I can't understand being driven to extremes like sex in a park or something.

Masturbating is for me the same as urinating. Women seem to have more control on both. Women pee into the toilet men seem to pee everwhere but the toilet. Women masturbate when there is nothing to do, men masturbate when there is something to do! But there is the same desire to pee and to masturbate in both sexes but women seem to be organised about both.

I give you one example of this. A good example. You know if you read these blogs that I often go to Capacotta to sunbathe. When sunbathing I will doze off and often wake up to three or four men scattered around me, newspaper or something similar covering their cocks, and masturbating. Now I could never imagine a woman doing this. I often see lovely bodies on the beach and I swear my hand never moves to my clitoris and to start jiggling away. I enjoy the view and maybe put it into my memory banks so at sometime when the moment is right I can enjoy jiggling my little acorn.

Women do masturbate, they do enjoy masturbating and they often masturbate.That's why we have fingers!


If you would like to masturbate with me let me know.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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giovedì 6 giugno 2013

Isn't sex getting very complicated!


I had a bill from vodafone yesterday and to understand it you definitely need a university degree. I know that for this company to have people not undertsanding the bill is part of the strategy. But sex has to be understood and to be transparent. So why isn't it!


Take for example oral sex. Bill Clinton had his cock sucked but he claimed it was not sex!!!! Wow! Here was his justification.

With that, Clinton may have been given the room to offer a technically "true" denial to the question of whether he had sex with Lewinsky--even if she happened to perform fellatio on him. The truncated definition characterizes sex in terms of a checklist of body parts, including the genitals, breast and thigh. Oral sex would not necessarily require the President to touch anything on Lewinsky that appears on that list. Strange as it may sound, under one reading of the definition, Lewinsky could have been having sex with him (because she was "touching" the President's genitals) while at the same moment, he was not having sex with her. (At the deposition, Clinton wasn't asked if she had sexual relations with him, just if he had them with her.) Isn't the law a wonderfully intricate device?


But this blog is not about Mr Clinton but it is about oral sex. I am amazed how many abbreviations we have connected with oral sex.


So here is a quiz and I will put the answers to it on my next blog.



 All you have to do is tell me what the abbreviations mean. Easy??? And I can assure you I never made them up!

1. BJ
2.BB
3.BBBJ
4.BBBJTCWS
5.CBJ
6.CIM
7.FW
8.FWO
9.DATY
10. O

So there we have it. And there are probably many more. 


If you need me, get in touch.


dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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domenica 3 marzo 2013

A well hung parliament!!!!!


I have been very amused with the goings on in the Italian elections. The country seems gripped with intrigue and incredulation (is this a word!). The one thing that captures my imagination is when the political commentators talk about a hung parliament.

 Hung has a number of different meanings but the one I remember most is meaning having a large penis. So a well hung parliament would mean all the politicians had big ones. I think if this was the case politicians might find themselves more popular.


Big cocks and cocks in general do often occupy my thoughts. .And it is difficult to get away from them. Rome graffiti is full of cocks.


These are often large and spewing out semen!


On the other hand we do have a number of statues around Rome that display their cocks and these tend to be rather disappointing.


I have often wondered why they have rather small cocks. Is this because a big cock would take the eyes away from the other parts or is it to not shock us all?

 Or could it be that the sculptor was gay and was depicting a suitable penis for his anus? What ever the reason I am a little disatisfied when casting my eyes over a Micheangelo statue and seeing the rather tepid middle leg.


So I must be one of the few Italians taking pleasure in a well hung parliament. If anyone wants to play politics please get in touch.


Daria

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venerdì 15 febbraio 2013

Election Day or Erection Day!!!!!

Italy is in the middle of an election battle. The television is full of politicians promising us things they should not be promising. But even more depressing the election is a battle between men, no women on the scene, who have been around for donkey's years. They have filled our television screens for decades! But what have they done, what will they do better. It can be very depressing if you allow it to. But I am not getting depressed. I have a remedy.


                                                                         OR

INSTEAD OF ELECTION FEVER WE CAN HAVE ERECTION FEVER!

INSTEAD OF ELECTION DAY WE CAN HAVE ERECTION DAY

INSTEAD OF ELECTIONS WE CAN HAVE ERECTIONS

And how are we to do this. Well it is easy.

1. A glimpse of a nice cleavage.


2. An ogle at a well rounded bottom


3. A plate full of oysters



4. A eyeful of naked women


5. An upskirt experience


6. A whispered command to 'fuck me hard'


7. The sound of a woman having an orgasm


8. A nudist beach full of women


9. Watch a couple fucking


10. Have my hand inside your pants.

So who wants to join my campaign.

NO ELECTIONS ONLY ERECTIONS

I am here if you need me!!!!

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

3281769818