Laughter is the next best thing to sex!

Yesterday I had a lovely time with an Italian man, I will call him 'S', who was an excellent.companion in horizontal pursuits!  Anyway, we had some fun and then whilst we were lying naked together he suddenly looked at me and said, 'oh, I forgot to mention that on the way to the hotel I did look for youjr virginity but I have not found it'. It was a funny moment and very revealing. He was an avid reader of my blogs!

 I am beginning to realise that much of this blog's readership is Italian. This is very good for me and I hope it will also help my Italian readership practce their English. I am providing a reputable service!

Now one of the hardest things to understand in a second language is humour. Often humour includes words that have double meanings or it uses a lot of slang. So there are lots of things to make it confusing. So today, as the weather has been awful lately, I will include some of the jokes that make me laugh and hopefully you will enjoy too!


Here is a good one for any Italian, it has religion and sex!!!!!

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!" 

Any good?

Here is an awful joke!

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? 

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

And here is another

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the
evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at
it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,
takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,
jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the
performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.
The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.
So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed...and finds four
Chinese men.



And finally,

Escort girl riddle

Do you know why there is no hair around a whore's pussy ? 

Well have you seen grass growing on a highway ?

So if there is anyone wanting to cum and tell me a few jokes then get in touch. 

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818