Fanny farts and wind!

Last night was amazingly stormy. I was awake most of the night listening to things flying around outside! Ostia area does get some incredible storms. These are often in spring and autumn but summer does get them too. And last night did we get one!

So as we had incredible winds here I thought I would devote this blog to 'wind'. 'Wind' is usually a great indicator that you are comfortable with someone. You very rarely fart in public and try you best not to fart in front of strangers. However, it is not unusual to let rip with a very good friend. And maybe that is how it should be!

Wind comes out of your bottom and out of your mouth. The names for these are not often taught in English classes but I think they should as they are freely used in English speaking countries. So for those who do not know the name for wind coming out of your mouth, it is called a 'belch' or a 'burp'. The other end is called 'wind' 'fart' 'passing wind' or 'let one'. There are many more as English has a ton of words for everything.

Now there are people who do request a service where you fart into their face. I have never had this request but a friend of mine has. Now as I have mentioned many times I am not one to question people's likes and dislikes.

As long as nobody is getting hurt and everyone is in agreement then get on with it. However, I am always in wonder at how you could do these things to order. Can you imagine crouching over someone's face and screeching, 'Hang on a minute, it is coming!'. I would be in stitches of laughter and could not take the game seriously and so it would probably be a disaster.

One area where wind is emitted and again you have little control is the vagina. This is often called a 'fanny fart' or 'love puff'. American readers can let me know what it is called in American English as I do know the fanny is the bottom in the USA and not the vagina!

Here is a definition of a fanny fart.

Fanny farts (frump/queef)

All women do it at some time, usually at the most inappropriate times. Fanny farts 

are not the same as your usual fart, they are made up of air and not stinky gas 

(as no gas is produced ‘down there’), and they’re released from the vagina, 

not the bottom. During sex, air in the vagina gets compressed and is then forced 

out at high pressure (often following the removal of the penis/dildo etc). While they 

might not stink like normal farts, they do make the funniest, loudest, kill-the-moment 

noises ever.

Best way to deal with it: Laugh it off – together.

Now I must admit I do not do fanny farts. So anyone visiting me do not expect any. However, I used to do a double act with a very good female friend and she did amazing fanny farts. Loud and long! I was embarrassed but my friend and the man she was playing with just played on.

It would be interesting to read any stories readers have on this subject. I am incredibly interested in what happens during sex games and when people lie naked together.

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