Prose For Pros 27-The sound of pleasure!

Fanny Farts (Vagina Farts for USA readers)

They are amusing, they are uncontrollable
They can be loud they can be sudden
They can surprise and they can amuse
They can embarrass and confuse
They puff and fizz,  scream and whizz

They are created by air, compressed by a rampant cock
A pump, pumping up a hole, my hole
A hole enlarging with ease
As the human piston drives in and out
Out and in, the fun ride

And then after a rapid, rough treatment
The vagina engorged and enlivened
Lets out its delight in a gush of wind
A surge of energy that informs the world
That I've been truly fucked

I've been ravished and rammed
Taken forcefully and slammed
The fart falls from a wet crevice
Swooning and swaying, and in wind music saying
Thank you

Prose for Pros 26 My Sofa!

My Sofa

My sofa is soft and secure
It sedaates and it spoils
I sit down and I sleep
I lie down and I slumber

My sofa is sincere and steadfast
It never surprises, never spurns
I recline and it rewards
I supine and I have spectacular dreams

My sofa sees and it never snubs
It sees my lover open my legs
And supports his weight
As he slips and slides into my waiting cunt

My sofa suffers the torrents of sex
The scattering of hastily eaten snacks
The tossing and the turning
The lusting and the learning

My sofa is a stress reducer
My sofa is a smile producer
My sofa is a sex predator
My sofa is me!

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Prose for Pros 24!

I got wet on his commands, I DID

He said kiss me, I DID

He said open my legs, I DID

He said open  my arse, I DID

He said open my mouth, I DID

I DID and I wanted him TO DO

I DID and I wanted him TO SCREW

I DID and I wanted him TO BE ROUGH

I DID and I wanted TO SAY ENOUGH

He said play with myself I DID

He said lick his balls, I DID

He said take it all, I DID

He said love it, I DID

I DID love it

I DID take it

I DID lick his balls

I DID masturbate and finger myself

I DID DO and it was wonderful

I DO DID and it is exciting

I DID DO and it was incredible

I DO DID and would like to DO DID again!

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Wow! Did I change the weather?

Just before Valentine's day I posted a few blogs complaining about the weather. I wrote about rain and grey clouds. I wrote how depressing it is. However, since those blogs there has been a transformation in the skies around Ostia and I am looking out at this moment and seeing blue skies.

And we have had blue skies since the 14th February. It is as if all the love that was shared on that day changed the weather! Or is this wishful thinking????

I am consequentlty, hoping that there is a connection between love and sunny days and I am doing my best to ensure good weather for all of us.

I am going to make love as often as possible to maintain the good weather we are having. You must all wish me well and if there is anyone wanting to contribute in this 'love fest', then get in touch!!!!

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Can an escort be your valentine? Prose for Pros 21 (My age!)

                                    Can a prostitute be your Valentine?

It's the day to remember
Your loved one, your amore
Your beau, your beloved
I suppose it's not a day
For just someone you fucked

But I can accept a red rose
I can happily receive a card
I am quite content eating chocolates
Drinking champagne, playing the flame
Being the cherished

I am also happy to accept your kiss
On my lips, on my tits
On my front, on my cunt
With the tongue
With lover's passion

I will listen to your odes
Your words of romance
Your flattery and your desires
I will ride your words
And my hips will carry your wishes

I will be your Valentine
It maybe bed ridden
It maybe in sweat
It maybe spewed over my breasts
But I am extremely happy to be loved

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I've been given a sack of coal!!!!

Monday was 'Befana' here in Italy. It is a curious festival and one that keeps the festive spirit going a wee bit longer. Here's what Wikipedia says about it.

In Italian folklore, Befana is an old woman who delivers gifts to children throughout Italy on Epiphany Eve (the night of January 5) in a similar way to Sinterklaas or Santa Claus. But children get both gifts from Santa Claus and the Befana. 

In popular folklore Befana visits all the children of Italy on the eve of the Feast of the Epiphany to fill their socks with candy and presents if they are good or a lump of coal or dark candy if they are bad.

Now given that you get sweets if you are good! And coal if you are bad! What do you think I got???

Yes, right first time. A sack full of coal. Which isn't too bad as coal is a lot more expensive than sweets nowadays. Sweets also make you fat whilst coal can give heat and also make a room romantic and sensual. I am happy with the coal!

However, I am thinking of creating a new festival. How many men look forward to a fat man in red appearing in their bedroom? There maybe a few but not many.And how many men look forward to an old lady, witch like in appearance suddenly sauntering around their bed.

Again there maybe some but I would hazzard a guess of not many again.

So what we need is someone who would excite you and you would lie awake hoping to see her enter your boudoir. So I am declaring now that December 28th is 'Festival of Daria'. The week between Christmas and New Year is boring and I would like to bring some excitement into the lives of many men.

On the 'Festival of Daria' a naked fairy enters your room and if you catch a glimpse you can ask any sexual desire or fantasy you want. However, it has to happen between midnight and 2 am and you can only have one wish a year.

Now, the interesting question would be to readers of this blog is what would you ask the fairy? Let me know or even visit me so we can have a trial run before you ask for it.

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All night long!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCINQn6k0s

One thing I am often asked for is an all night session. I must admit I have not done many but will consider them. However, it is very tricky for both parties.

For me

1. Is it genuine? I have many callers asking for an all night session but just wanting to chat. They think escorts are all greedy and so will get excited about an all nighter. This is not true.

2. Where and when? I have to organise myself and plan.

3. How long is all night?

4. What is the charge? Many men think that if they throw in the meal and the hotel it is sufficient. Most escorts have prices on their sites and it is not cheap.

For you

1. It is expensive so you need to be sure you are chosing the most suitable person. My advice is to pay for one hour with someone you like and see how it goes. Do you get on etc? If an escort likes you and is comfortable with you she will not ask for the full amount she normally asks. Don't ask for a meeting before for just a coffee!!!! Alarm bells will ring!

2. All night is much different than a 1-2 hour session. Most men think they can go all night but my experience indicates this is not true. There will be lots of sex but there will be also moments of no sex. So think about these moments and how you want to proceed.

3. An all nighter is more like a GFE. However, as I have said many times do not fool yourself that the relationship is anything more than an escort and client. I am always warm, sensitive, cuddly, loving etc but I will always go home afterwards.

So if you are thinking of an all night session get in touch. E-mails are best at first.

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