Condoms!

Last night I was thinking about condoms and how expensive they are in Italy. I buy them cheaper from the Uk and I buy in bulk!!!! But even when buying in bulk they are not cheap. Infact when I lived in the UK you could get them free from 'Family Planning'. 

 If balloons were so expensive you would never have them at parties.

And that is all they are, strong balloons. They make themselves sound more technical and scientific but they are balloons. Some sex parties even use them as balloons.

Here is something I read on a website.



Durex is the UK’s leading condom brand.  They have a reputation for being extremely safe and secure.  Every single condom is made from the highest quality material and they are individually electronically tested.  Durex also offers one of the widest ranges of condoms and lubricants on the market, all of which are available at British Condoms.

The Durex range offers something for everybody.  Whether it’s the ever popular Extra Safe or Elite, the fruity Select, the larger Comfort XL, the ultra thin Fetherlite or the snug fitting Close Fit, you are sure to find the perfect condom for you.

British Condoms are also proud to bring to you exclusively, the Durex Value Mix 1 and the Durex Value Mix 2.  The Durex Value Mix one consists of 12 x Durex Extra Safe, 12 x Durex Elite and 12 x Durex Pleasuremax.  The Durex Value Mix 2 consists of 12 x Durex Elite, 12 x Durex Pleasuremax and 12 x Durex Select.  

So if you’re looking to find the perfect Durex condom for you and your partner then get yours from www.britishcondoms.co.uk today! 

Condoms have some wonderful names.

You get 'Delay', I imagine this is to stop you coming too quick. There is 'Buzzex', this has a vibrating ring. This buzzes aound the clitoris making it more pleasurable for the woman. There is Trojan Magnum for the man who is too big for normal condoms. And it goes on.

The point I am making here is that I have only one type and tend to use just the one. And yet nobody who has visited me has said, 'I don't usually use these.' or 'I am sorry I would not be seen dead with that on my cock.' It seems when we get to the nitty gritty we would wear anything.

Which reminds me of an evening a number of years ago. I was in Devon, UK and was with a very romantic young man. He was courteous, graceful and very charming. 

By the end of the evening I wanted him to fuck me. I gave great hints that he could be between my legs any time he wanted. 

Anyway, it turns out he had not brought any condoms. He felt that to have done so would have been wrong as he respected me!!! At the time I did not carry them. I felt if I carried them around men would get the wrong idea! So we spent an age running in and out of pubs so he could enter the male toilets and find a condom machine.

He eventually did and he fucked me. It was good, not totally memorable but good. But nowhere in this saga was 

the brand, or type of condom discussed. He just wanted something to cover his cock and he was not worried 


about the colour, taste or whether it was ribbed or not. 

And to be honest, I must have had all kinds of condoms pumping away inside me. And yet if you were to ask me whether I could tell the difference the answer would be no. 

So when I read the following.

Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms have a special lubricant that helps to control climax and prolong sexual excitement for longer lasting lovemaking

I know it is just advertising. They cannot just write, 'it is like all other condoms it goes on your cock and it can be a right pain.'

They are a right pain and they are far too expensive! I imagine the cost is such to pay the high salaried writers of their adverts. Now there is a job I could easily do!

Any condom company needing a writer or even someone to try out new models, get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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