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sabato 1 febbraio 2014

Now how do they do that?


Being an escort I have quite a lot of knowledge and experience in the various positions people want to fuck. 

I am often asked to do this, that or the other. I am never shocked.

I have also watched a few porno films and also noted the antics people get up to. And a lot of the antics people get up to are things I am often asked to do.

Its like when you see an ice cream advert and then want the ice cream.

 So it is when men watch a porno film,. The girl eating the ice cream is always lovely and thin and the man in the porno is always good looking and able to fuck non stop with a woman who is always enjoying herself so much whatever he does.



The problem is that these are films. The action is started and stopped and well choreographed. Nothing is normal and natural.

Sex on the otherhand is usually normal  and natural. And so having 3 cocks try to get inside one of my holes etc is not easy. It is not something that can be done without loads of practice. It is the same with all the more unusual sex positions. You need to think how you are going to position yourself and everyone needs to be well rehearsed. Which in a way sometimes spoils the sex. So it is not so strange that most people stick to doggie style or the missionary position. You do not need to practice, everything fits nicely and it seems so normal and natural. Effortless but fun sex.

Now this is not to say I don't like to explore. I do. But for anyone out there thinking it is easy to take up some of these positions they see in porno movies then think again. It isn't. I am happy to try but expect some mishaps, some trapped legs and maybe a hand going to sleep.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

martedì 17 settembre 2013

Condoms are a girls best friend!


Now it may surprise you that most of the men that visit me never bring a condom with them. One reason may be they have a wife or partner and don't want to have condoms found in their wallet or pocket. But I am still surprised. Consequently, I am a great user of my own condoms. And I do use a lot.

If you go to a supermarket and buy a packet of 12 you will realise that condoms are expensive. There are two ways to cut the cost.

1. Buy in bulk from an internet provider.

2. Make friends with someone working in family planning.

Now in Italy I tend to use the first solution, whilst in the UK I got most of my condoms free from a family planning clinic. UK has a lot of teenage pregnancies and so in an effort to prevent this they often give out free condoms. And you don't have to be a teenager!!!!

During a visit to the family planning clinic a friend  working there once told me a very funny and also embarrassing story. My friend was doing some research for a project on condoms and one of the things she needed to do was to compare how far each make of condom could stretch.


The project was part of a training course she was on and she was doing most of the research at home.


When she came to doing the stretching of the condoms she needed another pair of hands. Now at that moment the only spare pair of hands available were those of her 6 year old son. So she explained to him what she was doing and told him it was a game. And the boy enjoyed it.

However, the next day the boy came home from school and as usual my friend asked him about his day and what he had been up to. He looked at her and said he had being doing normal stuff. Then he looked at her a little quizzically and said his English teacher had laughed at his English story. My friend reddened a little not knowing what to expect and asked, 'What was your story about?'. The boy looked at her and after a few seconds said that he had been asked to write a story about what he had done the night before. And turning to his Mum he said '! wrote about our game!'.

Luckily my friend had a good rapport with her son's teacher who knew what her job was. She was, however, still very embarraseed.

Is there a moral here? Well one could be never to going stretching condoms but maybe the best one is to always have a good reason for doing something!

And if the reason is to have a relaxing and enjoyable time, well get in touch.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818

martedì 17 luglio 2012

Condoms!





Last night I was thinking about condoms and how expensive they are in Italy. I buy them cheaper from the Uk and I buy in bulk!!!! But even when buying in bulk they are not cheap. Infact when I lived in the UK you could get them free from 'Family Planning'. 





 If balloons were so expensive you would never have them at parties.





And that is all they are, strong balloons. They make themselves sound more technical and scientific but they are balloons. Some sex parties even use them as balloons.






Here is something I read on a website.



Durex is the UK’s leading condom brand.  They have a reputation for being extremely safe and secure.  Every single condom is made from the highest quality material and they are individually electronically tested.  Durex also offers one of the widest ranges of condoms and lubricants on the market, all of which are available at British Condoms.

The Durex range offers something for everybody.  Whether it’s the ever popular Extra Safe or Elite, the fruity Select, the larger Comfort XL, the ultra thin Fetherlite or the snug fitting Close Fit, you are sure to find the perfect condom for you.

British Condoms are also proud to bring to you exclusively, the Durex Value Mix 1 and the Durex Value Mix 2.  The Durex Value Mix one consists of 12 x Durex Extra Safe, 12 x Durex Elite and 12 x Durex Pleasuremax.  The Durex Value Mix 2 consists of 12 x Durex Elite, 12 x Durex Pleasuremax and 12 x Durex Select.  

So if you’re looking to find the perfect Durex condom for you and your partner then get yours from www.britishcondoms.co.uk today! 







Condoms have some wonderful names.




You get 'Delay', I imagine this is to stop you coming too quick. There is 'Buzzex', this has a vibrating ring. This buzzes aound the clitoris making it more pleasurable for the woman. There is Trojan Magnum for the man who is too big for normal condoms. And it goes on.


The point I am making here is that I have only one type and tend to use just the one. And yet nobody who has visited me has said, 'I don't usually use these.' or 'I am sorry I would not be seen dead with that on my cock.' It seems when we get to the nitty gritty we would wear anything.



Which reminds me of an evening a number of years ago. I was in Devon, UK and was with a very romantic young man. He was courteous, graceful and very charming. 

By the end of the evening I wanted him to fuck me. I gave great hints that he could be between my legs any time he wanted. 

Anyway, it turns out he had not brought any condoms. He felt that to have done so would have been wrong as he respected me!!! At the time I did not carry them. I felt if I carried them around men would get the wrong idea! So we spent an age running in and out of pubs so he could enter the male toilets and find a condom machine.


He eventually did and he fucked me. It was good, not totally memorable but good. But nowhere in this saga was 

the brand, or type of condom discussed. He just wanted something to cover his cock and he was not worried 


about the colour, taste or whether it was ribbed or not. 

And to be honest, I must have had all kinds of condoms pumping away inside me. And yet if you were to ask me whether I could tell the difference the answer would be no. 

So when I read the following.

Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms have a special lubricant that helps to control climax and prolong sexual excitement for longer lasting lovemaking

I know it is just advertising. They cannot just write, 'it is like all other condoms it goes on your cock and it can be a right pain.'



They are a right pain and they are far too expensive! I imagine the cost is such to pay the high salaried writers of their adverts. Now there is a job I could easily do!


Any condom company needing a writer or even someone to try out new models, get in touch.




dariax@hotmail.co.uk

0039 3281769818