venerdì 21 dicembre 2012

A Christmas Carol-My version!!!!! Part 1


Webenezer looked out of her window and noticed people holding hands, smiling, kissing even and she became grouchy and morose.

'Bah, humbug look at those delinquents. There is more to life than kissy kissy' she said to herself.

Webenezer slowly turned from the window and marched out of her office and found herself looking at Daria Scrtachit. Daria was dressed in a short black dress and her bosum was very evident.

'What do you want Daria?' Webenezer hissed.


'I was wondering if we could have a Christmas party this year. It would be wonderful for morale.' Daria whispered nervously


'Party, Daria a party! This is an office not a brothel. You know what goes on at Christmas parties. Hands up skirts and kissing.'



' No, bah humbug, there will be no shenanagins in my office. Now get yourself back to your desk before I lop some of your wages for wasting time.'

Webenezer turned quickly and walked briskily to the office safe. Making sure that nobody was looking she opened the safe and gazed at the contents. For the first time that day a smile, not a big one, crept across her face.


'Parties, who needs parties.' she whispered to the inside of her safe.

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