ESCORT

I am generally advertised as an 'escort'. This is quite a modern term for the things I do. The definition of escort is below

Definition of ESCORT

1

a (1) : a person or group of persons accompanying another to give protection or as a courtesy (2) : the man who goes on a date with a womanb : a protective screen of warships or fighter planes or a single ship or plane used to fend off enemy attack from one or more vulnerable craft

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: accompaniment by a person or an armed protector (as a ship)

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Examples of ESCORT

1. Visitors are not allowed to enter the building without an escort.
2. The bombers were protected by a fighter escort.
3. Everyone was surprised when she arrived at the party without an escort.

Origin of ESCORT

Middle French escorte, from Italian scorta, from scorgere to guide, from Vulgar Latin *excorrigere, from Latin ex- +corrigere to make straight, correct — more at correct

First Known Use: 1579

Now, I cannot see anything familiar in the above. I suppose there is protection and courtesy. I protect men from too much stress and allow them to be men. I am also courteous, A courteous person is 

civil, polite, genteel, gracious, mannerly, well-bred

I am all of these but to be an escort you sometimes have to be a whole lot more.

 I am a courtesan!

It is interesting that men were generally seen as the escort as they are always seen as the protector.

But I can do this. I promise to protect all my visitors from

• Boredom
• Stress
• Dreamless sleep
• Lack of fantasy
• Routine

You can be 'the bomber' and I will be a fighter escort. You can let go of all your ammunition and return home safe and happy.

I will be your Ford Escort. One of the greatest rally cars. 

I will be great off road. I like rough terrain and can handle all conditions. 

You can bounce around in me all you want. 

Come and have a test drive.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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