What do you do?

When at social gatherings of any kind one of the most common questions is, 'What do you do?'.

It is at best a difficult one to answer honestly. I like to be honest and do not like lying but find telling people that 'I regularly get fucked' is not a response to make me popular. Well not with the ladies. Maybe with the men it would make me more popular.

I have frequently tried to think up a few ways of having a good answer with a little bit of truth in it.

Here are a few of my favourite responses to 'What do you do?'

• I am in the import and export business. Things come in and things go out

• I work in the Leisure Industry. It is true, I do lie about relaxing with people 

• I  work in the Care Industry. I care about people and soothe their pent up frustrations.

• I work in Construction. I watch things go up and also watch them come down.

• I work in Lingerie. I do, I generally wear only a pair of panties and bra!

• I am in Mining. I help people enter holes and also help them get out.

• I am a Banker. I take large deposits.

• I am a Marriage Counsellor. I listen  to tales of difficult relationships and give friendly advice.

• I am a Politician. I tell people they are wonderful when they are not. And when I am not wonderful I blame it on them too!

• I am an attacking Footballer. I score regulary and always take my shirt off.

• I am a Doctor. I tell people to undress and to lie on the couch.

And finally 

• I am a housewife. This is the only job where the conversation ends and I get no more questions and so maybe it is the best response. Maybe the world fails to understand the things a good housewife gets up to!!!!!

Now I am happy to do any job you suggest. I like to work hard, to sweat and to feel I have completed a hard day's work. Get in touch if you have any job you wanting done!!!!

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dariax@hotmail.co.uk

Panties-something for everyone!

Now I was washing my panties by hand yesterday and I thought what little material is used in what is an extremely erotic and exciting piece of clothing. Maybe this is why they are so expensive as you can buy an outfit for what some glamorous panties cost.

Panties dry quick, another indicator of how light and little the material is. I sometimes dry them with my hairdryer. Only takes a few minutes!

But panties are wonderful! I love them and men visiting me love them. Many want to take mine away with them!

Some very generous friends bring me pairs to wear. And I love to wear them and show them off!

Panties look great from behind.

They look great on long legs with stockings!

They can look great on men!

They look good in the kitchen and even when they are made for colder weather.

Women feel sexy wearing them and a glimpse of a pair of pants give a man an instant erection!

They come in all colours and sizes!

They are sometimes see through so you can see the delights beneath.

They are very adjustable and can be pulled down or to the side easily and quicly!

They can even look really exciting when not put on properly!

They can be fun! And they can contain things that some men find erotic! Wet things!

Sticky things!

They can be accessories to many other items.

They can be sweaty and sporty!

They are easily entered.

They make beautiful and not so beautiful bottoms glamorous and fuckable!

They are good when they are not on. You wonder where they are and you dream of what they would be like when worn.

When I think of a meeting with a man, I often think of what panties to wear first. I know they will be seen and I know they need to excite and thrill.

If anyone wants to play with my panties, pull my panties down even wear my panties, well get in touch. We can start a panty fan club together!

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dariax@hotmail.co.uk

PS Some of my best friends seem to want a souvenir or keepsake and I am often left pantiesless. I love knowing they have them and that they take them out for special moments!

It is raining in Rome and sunny in the UK. Must be global warming!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElF1UiL55O4

Outside it is murky and wet. Very unusual weather for Rome at this time of the year and it looks like we will be having this kind of weather for a few days more.

 Ow! What will happen to my all over tan????

I do get depressed when the weather is like this.

Grey skies were the main reason for bringing me back to Italy. I like the UK and British people, they made me very welcome and I made some lovely friends but the weather is a big, big downer.

 The skies seem to be constantly grey as if they are closing in on you. It was claustrophobic. Italy on the otherhand has many days of wonderful blue skies. Blue skies bring happiness, hope and naked sunbathing!

However, one thing I have noticed about blue skies and hot weather is that the phone does not ring as much in the morning. Usually in the months outside July and August the phone starts to ring around 9. Lately when the blues skies have been more evident and the sun beats down the phone only gets going in the afternoon. Sex and heat do go together but at the right time and that is when the day is cooling down.

So, what will happen during the next few days. Will the rain mean the phone starts to ring earlier? I will let you know. An escort likes myself tries to work out when I am needed in the bedroom. I have other things I must do. Things like shopping, cleaning and sunbathing etc. So I always try to predict when the phone will get busy. I am quite good nowadays but it is not an exact science. I believe that in the middle of the month on Mondays and Tuesdays the phone will be very quiet. And at the end of the month on Thursdays and Fridays the phone goes off non-stop.

When the phone goes off non-stop I am happy and frustrated. I am an independent escort and am only 1. Although I would love to service all the callers I know it is impossible and I also know that it is not correct to rush around and hurry people.

I like to offer an unrushed meeting, where we are both relaxed and able to enjoy each other. Having a queue at my door is an exciting fantasy but in reality would be extremely stressful for everyone involved.

So if you do want some fun on this ridiculously boring day please contact me. I promise an adventure that would compensate the pitter patter of rain outside and you will also help bring a smile to my face which is not there at the moment.

dariax@hotmail.co.uk

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PS Rain falling outside onto the balcony when the doors are wide open can be extremely erotic!

GFE

One experience I am often asked for is the girl friend, commonly known a GFE.

 I am happy to do this but I sometimes get a bit confused as to what I am really meant to be doing.

For me a GFE is where you do something together, like a meal, the cinema or theatre and then you return home happy. When you return home happy you tend to want to be physical together and so you have sex. This is what I would expect to happen with my boyfriend.

Now for some, however, a GFE is where I maybe dress less provocative, we talk a lot more, we go in for heavy petting and then we fuck. And when we fuck it is more real! I am happy to do this but for me it is not a GFE. This is more like a FF.

That is a fuck friend.

There are such relationships!!!!

One thing that I am very aware of is that nobody ever asks for a WE, that is a wife experience. It looks as if once the girl friend becomes the wife she is less sexual, attractive and fuckable. A wife seems to have a negative image whereas the girl friend is more get up and go etc.

Now I would like to offer a WE.

 I will be doing some ironing, naked of course and you fuck me from behind whilst I iron away. Or I could be doing the hovering, wearing a maids outfit.

You sit and watch and as I ask you to lift your feet so I can hoover you take me across your knees and spank me.

Or maybe I could prepare you some food. I would wear and apron wear you can see all my exciting bits.

 I would definitely have some cream available and you spread this over my body and eat away.

Lastly, for the more submissive men I could nag. I could nag about your penis, your body, your lack of attention, your drinking habits, the way you leave the bathroom etc etc.

 It would be a very hard core nag!

So if there is anyone who would like a FF or a GFE or even a WE, then get in touch. I can be all 3 or just 1 of them!!!

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dariax@hotmail.co.uk