There is a product in the UK that is spread on toast and bread that is amazingly awful to taste. The name of the spread is' Marmite'. I hate it. Nonetheless, many people love it cannot live without it. The company uses this in it's own adverts. Publicising the fact that you either love it or hate it!
There is a similar product made in Australia called 'Vegemite'. It is equally awful. Nonetheless, many Aussies cannot live without it and swear that it is much better than 'Marmite'. For me they are equally brutal.
It seems to me that sperm is in a similar league. Some people, men and women, cannot live without it, whilst others try to avoid it as much as possible.
The latter can be a problem for men who like to put their sperm all over the place. They like you to drink it, they like to spray it on your boobs, they like to spray it on your buttocks and they like to cover your face with it. They even have parties where a group gives you a sperm shower. This is commonly known as Bukkake!
So I think that some men have been trying to advertise the benefits of sperm, other than the baby making ones, to make it more appealing to all women.
And here are a few of them.
1.Sperm is a natural drug that makes you happy. Here is what one doctor has said.
Mr. Sperm, Gordon Gallup, also discovered that semen absorbed through a woman's vagina acts as a mood enhancer. But be warned, this requires doing it sans condom, which can be unsafe. But still. Liquid Prozac, that love juice.
2. Sperm stops morning sickness. This is a great one. Pregnancy sometimes puts women off sex. So here we have a way to get pregnant women to keep their legs open.
We know that sperm's primary function to make babies happen. But this miracle juice is more multi-faceted than we suspected. According to some new research done by SUNY-Albany psychologist, Gordon Gallup, semen may simultaneously be the cause and the cure for morning sickness in pregnant women. Because half of the fetus' DNA comes from the father, the mother’s body may initially treat the organism as foreign tissue or an infection. This response triggers the symptoms of morning sickness. "The best cure for this type of sickness," says Gallup, "Is, strangely enough, the same thing as its cause. The more exposure a woman has to her partner’s semen—that is to say, the more often she’s inseminated prior to conception and during the early stages of the pregnancy—the more tolerance her body develops to his genetic material
3. You can use sperm as a writing fluid. So just wank me off and start writing.
During World War I, a British Secret Intelligence Service member wrote in his diary that he had discovered that "the best invisible ink is semen" because it "would not react to iodine vapors." Yay! A new way to write top secret letters
4. Now this rumour must have been started by an old gay man. So if a young man or woman wants sexual maturity they have to suck an old man off. Wonderful!
The Etoro tribe of Papua New Guinea believes that semen is the what makes boys mature sexually. They perform a ritual where younger men drink the elders' semen to achieve sexual maturity. We have another name for that here in the U.S
5. This is a great one for women. Sperm is a beauty product. Splash it over your face and it clears spots, acne and wrinkles. Get me some now!!!!!
There are a bunch of companies that make moisturizers and stuff containing the seed of man because it contains a very powerful antioxidant. A Scandinavian company called Skinscience and another called Cmen Beauty (get it?) are the most well-known. If you don't like splurging on beauty products, you could always find someone to give you an at-home facia
6. And lastly, sperm is a great food. It is a protein and is a natural food. You do not have to queue up for it as men will queue to give you it!!!!!
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food." That's the blurb on the back of the cookbookNatural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photoenhauer
So if we are to believe men we should all be having great fun with sperm. I am here!!!!!!
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