domenica 16 settembre 2012

Taking the Piss!


A few years ago I used to meet up with a film director. Not a big time director, but he appeared to be good. He was a gentleman, handsome and great body. He was also into drinking urine. My urine!

He used to bring a large plastic cover which he would place over the bed. I would then sit on his face and let flow a large amount of the golden rain. It was always a large amount as he would give me a lot of notice about his visit and he would ask me to drink a lot.


What always surprised me was that I never drowned him. Women have less control of their wee than men and when I wee it just goes. And he would gurgle and gargle away. He loved it. It is not my cup of tea but he swore that it was doing him good. He always seemed healthy and he visited me off and on for some time.


Nonetheless, I have never taken to drinking urine myself. However, I am happy to offer mine as a drink etc when requested.


Urine is seen as a miracle elixir if you look on certain websites. Just google 'benefits of drinking urine' and you will get the idea. Famous people now and throughout history have taken to the brew.


Just near me in Ostia Antica there is an archaeological site. Ostia was the port for Rome during the Empire days. Well if you walk around the site you will find one or two shops that used to keep urine.

A man would visit houses to collect the stuff. Urine is a disinfectant, a cleaner and is also used in dyes. The places that did this were known as fulleries (fullonicae). You will see these at Pompeii too! Maybe I am a modern day fullery!!!! The only dyeing is the 'petite mort'.


So I am happy for you to take the piss out of me, as the English would say!



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